In Soviet Russia shit takes you

get results FAST with the all-new

wife guys really fell off huh

About time!!! Finally, outlook is taking. Stand against Jam Bands.

normal eyes normalize normal lies #bongrip #philosophy #seekgod

Goondalf

richie@theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 4d ago

post your worst draft

roses are red, sour cream goes with chives

Putting on the heaving naturals vest, blowing my whistle demurely

This is the sickest track I‘ve heard in ages, it’s like a prog layer cake

Asurim

YouTube video by Exivious - Topic

youtu.be

welcome to der weinerschnitzel may i take your order please?

"POLITICAL" https://bonequest.com/10002

"Let me collect my thoughts" I say as I walk out the door, never to be heard from again.

Ready or Not 2 had twice as many good looking young ladies battling a better cast of baddies, plus Elijah Wood... so statwise it’s the better movie, but they can’t pull this off a third time unless they send her to Hell Itself.

*reflecting on my life choices* Damn bitch you live like this?

sir, this is a whataburger

maybe one more streaming app will fix me

Hardcore racism and transphobia is definitely the way forward for the democratic party.

the character stakes in these lesbian romance novels are embarrassingly low - do better!

I said “maybe” you’re gonna be the one that saves me

out: obungler In:

fupo@papagarbage.bsky.social · 15h ago

#orboner

I would never vaguepost. For instance, I have a boner right now.

*sobbing uncontrollably* fuck it we ball

I’ve welcomed minivan core into my heart and the Healing has begun

OrbGazer@orbgazer.bsky.social · 2w ago

What are the foundational songs of minivan core

I’ve been unironically listening to Alanis Morrisette

Ironic Star Wars Moment

ALT: Ironic Star Wars Moment

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We’re renaming Tuesday “Boobsday”

why am i not stuffing a biscuit in my mouth?

wow!

*cooing* Spongebob, me boy

Me using "no cap on god" in a conversation with my nephews

Truckin’ (ska version)