gf: hey how as work me: Masturbation is legal and it is implied that gay sex successfully operates outside of the mandate. There are multiple anti-mandate signs and events shown throughout the movie.

In Bari Weiss' Free Press, Olivia Reingold reported from El-Sayed's watch party that "there were keffiyehs as far as the eye could see ... keffiyehs on heads, keffiyehs as belts, keffiyeh-printed phone cases." Not a single one made it into images from Reuters, a local ABC station, or Detroit News.

the arc of discourse is long but it bends towards burrito

huck mason@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 5h ago

for reasons that only make sense if you're insane, a TPUSA kid complaining about burrito costs on xitter has the GOP's biggest divas going for each other's throats.

now that's a headline.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 55m ago

JUST IN: Trump is scrambling to stop the BBC from digging into the finances of his business empire after a judge ordered him to hand over records in his $10B defamation lawsuit against the network.

STEINS;GATE is $5.99 on Steam buff.ly/TacFD90

Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:

Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 4h ago

we should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something

I love dunking on Bluesky posts with this energy but people forget that Twitter produces unhinged wokescolds like this at a far greater rate

Project T.B.O.N.E.@tbone.malware-virus.biz · 3h ago

Now here's a post

*nintendo direct announcer voice* looks like you weren't expecting such a hungry girl!

May !! 🏳️‍⚧️@mayburi.bsky.social · 2h ago

this screenshot kills me sm it looks like shes got an xxl pizza in front of her

Magik, the toxic gamer demoness

the biggest presidential scandal in history. jeffrey epstein was a close friend and business associate of trump and they did crimes together! against children! its all pretty much out in the open now but its a smaller story than hillary's email server was for some reason

Katie Phang@katiephang.bsky.social · 3h ago

BREAKING: The New Mexico Department of Justice has sued Acting AG Todd Blanche and the DOJ, requesting the court for access to unredacted Epstein-related investigative files that the DOJ has been withholding.

have fun fanart Zhu Yuan (again) #zenlesszonezero #绝区零

The Steins;Gate Reboot Digital Content eShop page is up (in Japan), which shows a preview of the soundtrack player/visual collection/one world live viewer. The visual collection preview page has massive spoilers and shows about half the game's CGs lmao, classic MAGES moment.

post apocalypse fallout style setting where instead of culture coming to a screeching halt in the 1950s, it was the 1990s instead and people are wearing those huge shouldered jackets and all the billboard ads are like "this ain't your MAMA's Space Gruel" *picture of an eye being electrocuted*

Jean Grey practicing

Another example tying together some low key discourse from the past few days: people (in general) will always opt for a lower cost over a higher quality, but they also reserve the right to complain endlessly about it.

Alex Kirshner@alexkirshner.com · 4h ago

It's fine to complain about air travel but if you're going to do it, I think you have to acknowledge the tradeoff, which is that it's not any more expensive than it was 20-30 years ago. Pretty good! slate.com/business/202...

we had to endure months of the dumbest people on earth trying to sell 'EA will be better without having to answer to investors!' like taking a loan with higher interest payments than your annual profits could end any way but this

Pat Stares At BASTION@patstaresat.bsky.social · 4h ago

Yeah we're going to see anything remaining of value at EA get chopped up or thrown into the fire to keep warm, and of course they're going to lay off thousands of people so that the company gets the privilege of disintegrating in a few years. www.gamesradar.com/games/mass-l...

Anatolia

Beach Unika 🏖️🌊

people love a "Chinese versus American" story so much. Zhong Shu has had all her education since high school in the US and is doing a PhD in political philosophy (specialisation in classics) in an American university.

Taco Bell Chicken & Waffle Taco (2013-2013): A fluffy, golden brown waffle folded into a "taco" shell and filled with a fried chicken patty, served with either syrup or country gravy. Part of an experimental breakfast-served-all-day menu at Southern California stores, they sold for .99 each

Leda

アタック絶対似合う

Our Ennobled and Innocent Taco Bell vs their Sinister Disease-Ridden Chipotle

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday

“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”

Currently watching Skip and Loafer Ep. 3 and there is just something so adorably sincere about the way the characters are portrayed. Usually wholesome moments are between the endgame characters, but this show is so good about giving space for all the characters to develop and have their moments. 🤍

This sucks, but it is worth remembering DA fully embraced genAI and brought with it so many users who have been proven to have extremely low media literacy thanks to AI use, and thus DA has become a honeypot for these kind of VERY low effort scams!

Hypnotic-Ink@hypnoink198.bsky.social · 7h ago

They get dumber and more obvious every year I swear