Me when I heard both @nightmind.bsky.social and reignbot voices in the Shelby Oaks movie

He has arrived @doobusgoobus.bsky.social

Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen

I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong

Leak the report. Pass it on.

it's awkward for them it's awkward for me it's awkward for the reader

I don’t know how to tell you this, but the point of buying books is to, at some point, read them. I know. It was surprising to me too. 😭

RETWEET if you want us to make a real-life 🐏LAMAGOTCHI🐏

I'm calling it, 2025 is the year the Asian community gets its Tyler Perry. Uncle Roger was just a failed clone

this is what peak performance looks like

woke stifler@yelix.bsky.social · 2y ago

Look at this

We did it once we can do it again

I like that we are at the “What’s your favorite Zelda game? :3” stage of social media life here lol