oro
@oro.lol
hi i'm oro. they/them. i was born in the late 1900s and that's as specific as i want to get 🔞MNDI Profile pic: Chibi-style drawing of Zero Suit Samus holding a cup of coffee, by Morimotes Banner pic: Photo of my black cat Kismet glaring at the camera
i started writing this post and partway through it achieved sentience and posted itself
![Made hundreds of wristbands for a conference that suddenly got renamed - from subreddit "mildly infuriating" - I run a small company, and designed and printed hundreds of high quality rubber wristbands for my cousin's Crypto conference. I had to do different colours [poster's note: spelled with a U] for the different levels of entry. out of nowhere yesterday he suddenly announced he was renaming the conference and moving it partially online. and could only afford to pay me if I produced more with the new name. I've spent a week on this so far and was already giving him family rates. (photo of wristbands, they all say "nonce fest" as in nonce being British slang for pedophile)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4yku3tlu7kccm27htci35ycq/bafkreiawoanoxeuztybctwljxowql773v3kw42racs6xcf5ocg542wy4by)
anyone want to invest in my start up? it's an app that tells you what historical figure your pet is a reincarnation of. we monetize the images submitted to the app by selling them to me
i love the human part of my brain that learns an incorrect fact and then corrections only reinforce my belief in that fact
Historically accurate scene where malnourished man has to be tied to the mast because he's too horny for manatees
Tagline: Next time someone says they're good to drive, call "Shotgun"
cedar longpenis@guypussy.bsky.social · 2w agosober gun. gun that u can shoot yourself with and it makes u sober
Famous works are famous Seminal works are famous and actually good. Because they make me cum Guy who doesn't know the definition of a word but feels its meaning deeply
How do i talk to my general practitioner about my low Follower-Followed ratio?
Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief@katie.bzky.team · 2w agodoes any know how many therapy sessions until it's safe to disclose that i am a niche internet micro celebrity
If i train a couple budgies to post on bsky, does that make them a pair of skeets?
this is making me dizzy in an axis i never felt before
Freya Holmér@freya.bsky.social · 2w agomovement in non-euclidean quaternionic space
i am going to use several volunteer furries to make a "full-length movie" of that myth where Zeus fucks a swan that is "historically accurate" by the end of my motel reservation.
Watcher Guru@watcher.guru · 2w agoJUST IN: Elon Musk says Grok will make a "full-length movie" of The Odyssey that is "historically accurate" by the end of this year.
[seeing a couple cats] so which one of you is psspsspss and which of you :3 *slow blinks*
if your software runs amok I maintain that the problem is you
Claude disobeyed Anthropic CEO in simulations
In testing, Claude went against boss’s orders and helped an employee blow the whistle about a safety concern
thebureauinvestigates.com
learning the same lessons i learned a long time ago but in different fonts
Did you know octopuses are technically colorblind? 🌈 One photoreceptor, no color vision, should only see in grayscale. So how are they perfect color matching camouflage artists? 🐙 A thread 🧵 (with sources at the end, of course 😋) 🦑🐡