Liquid Glass dick-pics. That is all.

Pretty much sums up this little experiment

It really captured my chin folds brilliantly.

For anyone who needs this gif tonight

Finally a Temu product that can replace women once and for all.

New app: Googly Eyes Eyes that follow your mouse pointer, in your menu bar sindresorhus.com/googly-eyes

I can’t come into work today cuz I got a dog on my lap

I am a serious man and a talented engineer, and I'm tired of so many of you not taking me seriously.

Strava - but for sitting on my arse.

7 years ago today, I packed up my stuff, said goodbye to my friends, and got on a plane and never returned to the place I had always called home— London. I had spent my entire 20s transitioning into a tech bro with a warped vision of success and happiness…

Happy to announce, my 2nd solo app ever Silk Road Journey has launched on #VisionPro. It leveraged great capabilities of VP & transform tech into history alive. Bringing important cities to you, just like being there. One millennium, just one touch away. #travel #apple #indie #buildinpublic

WOOOOOooooOOOOOKEE

I got up at silly o'clock this morning, so did a quick update to indiebuilds.co. Profile pictures are now imported from the Google provider. Next I'll store it in storage on initial sign up, so creators don't need to manually add one.

It’s a what now?

Zucks pee pee is on the run, again.

*unsubscribed from America

I once saw a child feeding an alligator in a zoo. His dad was holding him up so he could feed it. That’s it, that’s the post.

and I would have got away with it if there wasn’t all those witnesses… - Jehovah

🇮🇩 👋😀 Halo, Indonesia! My goal-tracking app Wins is now also available in Indonesian! apps.apple.com/app/id166831... That’s now 24 languages in total. And more are coming soon 🙂 #buildinpublic #goals

I’m worried that if I get too close my vaginity will grow back.

I’m worried that if I get too close my vaginity will grow back.

hey siri play top hits. ok, got it, now playing 17th century French folk music.

I just sent out my Pitch Deck 5 min ago and am happy to announce I just raised $69 Trillion in a pre-seed round.

I just sent out my Pitch Deck 5 min ago and am happy to announce I just raised $69 Trillion in a pre-seed round.

Sam Altman is 98.3% podcasts at this point, which a few points higher than the average white male.

Sam Altman is 98.3% podcasts at this point, which a few points higher than the average white male.

Our new AI model outperforms your mum on all benchmarks and can put up with your bullshit 34.5% of the time without hallucinations

Custom agents killed my vibe

Our new AI model outperforms your mum on all benchmarks and can put up with your bullshit 34.5% of the time without hallucinations