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@osculate.bsky.social
something something. aiming for maximum stupid.
I’m being totally sincere when saying that @roughpuff.bsky.social has to be one of the most gorgeous people I have ever laid eyes on. plus he’s so smart and witty.
PastryBoi 🥐@roughpuff.bsky.social · 28m agoI took a thirst trap in the office gym this morning but afternoon posting it is
my hair is at a point where i either need to cut it or let it grow out and wear caps for the rest of the year
unsurprisingly i do not have any underwear pics, i either don’t wear any or when i do they’re ugly boxer briefs
for some reason this is very relaxing and perfect to listen to while working:
Why everyone smells the same now.
YouTube video by The Perfumed Perspective
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my fave barista just told me she’s going on vacation for two weeks, now who am I going to flirt with 😢
post your lock screen? why don’t you all LOCK in and POST your deepest darkest most disgusting secret.
dammit, I fell asleep and left that selfie up for wayyyyy too long
same, there are some of you that I’m crushing on but there are some of you that i want to crush like a bug
E@evanthegreen.bsky.social · 4d agoI have crushes on some, but not all, of my bloomfs. Figure it out amongst yourselves
if nipples are the eyes of the bod, does that make the belly button the nose? is the pp a mouth? or is the pp the nose?
weighed myself this morning and I’m lighter than I thought so I guess I really need to lock in and get bigger
I don’t have a butt card to defend, just two undercooked pancakes 🥞
your cocky attitude doesn’t impress me, it makes me inverted and that’s not easy to do