I bet it feels really good for the widgets when they get built in the factory
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the best mario song ever made is from the educational sleeper hit Mario Is Missing and it's not even close
Mario is Missing! (NES) Music - City Map
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mario has 5 "sensor pixels" used for physics... his feet pixels check for solid ground to land on, of course. the side pixels check for walls, and eject him outward. the head pixel checks for bonking against a ceiling. if his head misses a block but his side enters it, he gets nudged sideways
People think gacha gamers play because they have a gambling addiction when really most play because they've been hardwired to want to feel productive constantly and gacha games provide an infinite feeling of productivity with daily quests and rewards
whoa, it's a short teaser for The Mondara Incident, the atmospheric puzzle/exploration game i've been working on!
in the future instead of trying to explain la-mulana's sense of humor to people I'm just sending them this gif
A good instinct to develop is noticing when a creator starts to be treated as generically smart—if they aren't grifting yet, the incentives mean they will start grifting to maintain the illusion, no matter their intent. Everyone is a specialist and they will fuck up outside of their speciality
In other AI news, Hank Green posted to the Nazi site admitting he uses the plagiarism machine to write his scripts, so that's fun.
The dichotomy of "good UIs don't change lest they surprise and frustrate users" vs "all creations live and change over time, what makes you think software should be any different"
gamer girl bathwater is over now you can drink the water from the float tank that tim sweeney was in when his claude agents built fortnite Introducing 10x Engineer Floatwater
It's stupid how much more stuff AA and up games would allow themselves to do if we just allowed 3d models to clip into each other sometimes
Posting this with shit like "back in the lab COOKING" before dropping the worst electropunk you've ever heard
Making Music 'Mario Paint' Super Nintendo
Okay so we got Christopher Nolan's Odyssey, but when are we gonna get Jane Schoenbrun's Circe?
Retro emulation console cheat sheet - Fuck modretro - Analogue is annoying and sucks but at least they're not modretro - AYN is p good - modding an old 3ds is great - running a non-retroarch emulator on your PC is peak
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yeah, I finally got The Surgery *pulls down my pants to reveal giant holes in my ass cheeks and calves*
I think at this point Zeldaga is about as good as it's going to be design-wise without either committing to a larger game or changing a fundamental aspect. I've got a list of final tweaks to make, and some time before I can sort the final music out, and then it'll be ready for release
this is how a senior vp convinces a CEO not to do something, we're not the intended audience for this answer lol
A Final Fantasy 6 remake is a difficult prospect because it would need four or five games to do the story justice, Final Fantasy 14 director Naoki Yoshida says. "I understand the feelings of the players, but you’ve got to think about it," he says. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/a-final...
I think at this point Zeldaga is about as good as it's going to be design-wise without either committing to a larger game or changing a fundamental aspect. I've got a list of final tweaks to make, and some time before I can sort the final music out, and then it'll be ready for release
You don't owe anyone an explanation as to why you refuse to accommodate LLMs. You can just refuse. Any effort you expend explaining it is a favor to them and not an obligation on your part.