Craig Ovens
@ovenscomedy.bsky.social
Thick-skinned Butlins magician/comedian that tells it like it is. Caution: may cause offence! #FunniesByOvens means I made it.
He's using the word "simulacrum" in an attempt to sound clever because he clearly just learnt it from The Elephant Graveyard. You can tell he's just learnt it because, like all of his posts, the rest of the sentence reads like a child wrote it.
tinybaby@tiny.baby · 3w agoFound some devious Englishmen sharing screenshots of my posts to grunt at each other derisively about in their makeshift simulacrum of socialization and had to put them in the block off
"Daddy didn't love me and now I hate everybody who isn't a straight white cisman like daddy."
Who remembers when Andy Burnham was on Top of the Pops with his hit single Best of You? Back when we had some proper music with bollocks in the charts. 💪🇬🇧👏
"You are what's wrong with everything" - Some American cunt
Andy Churnwell@churnwell.bsky.social · 2mo agoThis is why Bsky is one of the hottest websites around at the moment. Great posters like 2 > 4.
Uh-oh! I seem to have offended a few snowflakes with this. 😅😂
Craig Ovens@ovenscomedy.bsky.social · 2mo agoMy new animated series, Wooflers, will be on Brit Box later this week. CAUTION: if you're easily offended, you might want to sit this one out. These dogs are saying "cunt" and "fanny" and making all sorts of distasteful jokes about poor and vulnerable people! 😂😅
Rod's gone to where all wife beating nonces should go.
BSOH@academicresearcher.bsky.social · 2mo agoFrom what I've read, Liddle was quite kind to colleagues and others.
My new animated series, Wooflers, will be on Brit Box later this week. CAUTION: if you're easily offended, you might want to sit this one out. These dogs are saying "cunt" and "fanny" and making all sorts of distasteful jokes about poor and vulnerable people! 😂😅
Proper British gourmet food. Burnley Bangers with Foreskinned End on a Haricot Bean Velouté.
With my bloodhound nose, I'm able to sniff out the whiff of somebody who's offended from miles aways. And right now I'm getting the whiff of Farage pissing his pants over a t-shirt or something - even though I'm so far unable to find any reference to this in the news.
Check out the first two tunes from our forthcoming album. Link below!
Honoured to be in the British SNL. Watch out. It's going to get offensive!
Mate, you just got merked! You got merked, mate. 😄😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Best comedian on the scene right now. Speaking truth to power.
Matt Forde@matt-forde.bsky.social · 8mo ago🇨🇳 🇬🇧 Keir Starmer is in China. But why is he going now and what does he want to achieve? This was his answer at The Political Party on Monday…
Cunt's sweating like a man with a life-ruining addiction to twitter.
Congratulations, Matt Forde. Spitting Image's famous "Big Labour Tits" sketch has just been voted The Nation's Favourite Comedy Moment at The Findus Crispy Pancake Awards, beating off stiff competition from "Del Boy falling through the bar" and "four candles".
It was incredible watching @ovenscomedy.bsky.social, the Leeds comedian, supporting Oasis tonight. One word: iconic.
