oxxident
@oxxident.bsky.social
funny artist lady, 23, she/her, it/it's if you're cool, monsters and gay sex 18+ personal blog styles Rawr :3c https://oxxident.straw.page/
can't sleep i'm angry thinking about how Windows is a dogshit OS but I'm not arsed enough to learn the coding necessary to use Linux on a daily basis
(temporary) housing secured! got a nice, affordable place until november at which point i've been told there's a slim chance the landlord renews the lease. Otherwise I'm still sending emails, applications and talking to ppl to try and find something long term
oxxident@oxxident.bsky.social · 7h agofinally some good news, I think (hesitantly)
literally you shouldn't be teasing me I'm not some easily tormented upstart I'm a fearsome and mighty princess who should be sending you to the dungeons for your insolense.
I've been watching someone's microbang situation get shorter and shorter over several years via instagram stories and it's reached about where they've ssentially got an inverse tonsure.
everyone keeps talking to me about the Olivia Coleman wicker movie and they’re right to. They can see me. Some of us monsterfuckers are doms. collared and clicker-trained my xenomorph gf
There’s a pet insurance ad on UK tv atm showing people with tails matching their pets’ (person with a cat has a cat tail, etc) and with the slogan “life’s better with a tail” and it’s making me more envious than any thinspiration or fitfluencer could ever dream to
Squeak squeak like a little mouse or a rat or possibly a bat
how many times do I have to tell you, it's not narcolepsy I'm fairytale princess-maxxing
whenever I'm put the puppy test I always try my puppy best, even when i'm puppy stressed
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(Black dresses voice) pussy like a minecrafter... mining and crafting pussy like a blown up creeper pussy like a youtuber..... liking subscribing..... pussy like diamond armor, cause it doesnt shatter
i'm not looking for much romantically just a chance to worship and to crawl inside your chest cavity and live there all day and night
who wants to be a public transport lovergirl with me, we can hide away at the back of the bus and,,, well I shant say.......
I was waiting for the event to be over before I posted it but here is the flyer I did for the Chicago Dyke Mud Wrestling event yday
oh dahhling you simply must try cubed oven roasted spuds, diced onion and mushrooms and diced sausage in a creamy, savoury pepper sauce wrapped up in a burrito dahhhling it's simply scrumptious
Ended up watching 'I Love Boosters' with my roomate and getting spice bag grease all over my Jumper. Very fun cartoony, fashionable movie! would love to see what a Bootsy Collins tv show would look like cause this was so overflowing with ideas It got a little distracting
oxxident@oxxident.bsky.social · 3d agostressed as shit and trying not to cry! you know what that means!! spice bag and seasoj 4 of the wire baybe!!!
one thing I did really like abt Yojimbo was this doggy at the start, I related to her
oxxident@oxxident.bsky.social · 6d agoto be entirely honest I didn't get 'Yojimbo' at all. Maybe it's just the old school approach to action but it felt like the fights were very awkwardly shot. That and the comedic elements where the nameless samurai is playing these two gangs off each other felt kind of sparse?
i really don't want to be homeless, I have so much bullshit I'd have to throw out :[
Cool Priest Who Does Drugs: Religion is the marijuana of the masses, and the lord said let there be herb
when ur gf tells you she likes having her hair pulled so you grab it with both hands and wring her out like a wet towel
has anyone got a spare pussy they'r not using I could do wif one