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Robert Greenfield and Franklin Hillside - A Couple of Packer Fans
Nearly every time I see the dumbest football take possible and go check their bio, it contains these two words:
I wonder what Jordan Love’s heel turn will be in ten years.
Kevin O’Connell was being serious when he says it’s a true competition. He just didn’t mention that it’s a competition to see who’s worse.
Denny Carter@dennycarter.bsky.social · 5d agoMcCarthy better sadly
minimalist TV remote controls that force me to engage with onscreen menus
Sanjay Srivastava@sanjaysrivastava.com · 7d agoWhat is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?
Never to soon. You have to have backup plans, run hypothetical scenarios, develop contingency options, propose a budget, allocate additional resources as needed, get stakeholder buy-in. You’re probably already behind schedule.
Chris Lempesis @chrislempesis.bsky.social · 6d agoI just officially got my Packers/Cowboys tickets tonight and I’m already mapping out my day in Green Bay it’s not too soon for that right? I mean you have to be prepared!
The Vikings stink. These are the facts, and they are undisputed.
Benjamin Solak@benjaminsolak.bsky.social · 7d agoI am at Vikings camp today. There is a baby skunk in attendance. His name is Reacher.
If Micah Parsons misses the first eight games, it looks like the Packers might have to suffer through only double-digit victories instead of winning by triple digits like I previously predicted.
One of the Packers wide receivers and one of the Packers o-lineman will need to become a star. One of the Packers d-lineman and one other Packers defensive player (anywhere) will need to become a star. This is in addition to existing stars: Love, Kraft, Parsons, McKinney.
Since everyone is up in arms about the Packers’ finances, I have a Packers’ revenue idea: PUTLs, Personal Urinal/Toilet Licenses The PUTL licensee will be entitled to move to the front of any Lambeau Field restroom line allowing for an efficient and comfortable game experience.
Many *good* answers to this, but the correct one is Kurtwood Smith.
Dawn@502eire.bsky.social · 2w agothere is a recurring prompt around what’s the best that anyone has ever looked on camera and I never have an answer but I’m watching right now and I think it’s gotta be George Clooney in Ocean’s 11
Florio makes one blog post, and suddenly people think licking some billionaire’s boot will create a benevolent benefactor.
Matt Lombardo@mattlombardo.bsky.social · 2w agoI think we’re less than five years away, and it may be more like five months, from the Packers adopting a far more traditional ownership structure.
Lol. This whole post was just a cover to get this out for another year:
ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social · 2w agoIf the Packers ever decide that their current ownership structure is keeping them from competing with the other 31 franchises, there's an easy way to solve the problem, if the corporation is willing to do it.
Not enough opportunities on this site to make fun of people’s terrible food takes.