Telling myself, try not to look at the picture on the wall and definitely don't open that top door.
Pafster
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Record shop owner, #CPFC & We Buy Records podcast co-host. Living in 🇷🇸
Drop everything and fly to Morocco. I wouldn't want to be in a room with him. His head, breath and clothes absolutely stink of Trump's nappy juice. Slurp slurp slurp....and definitely don't shake his hand.
If you can’t think of anything nice to say, I believe there’s a vacancy at The Spectator.
25 minutes for the car Aircon to start working, my phone overheated. It's absolutely insanely bastard hot. Thankfully heading to the mountains to escape the relentless heatwave.
My young friend (who is somehow 10+ years older than me). Has deployed the fence wrecker.
A successful FIFA president is the person whose name I don't know. It's as simple as that.
Now go for the jugular, UEFA have to strike and push him out. That Infantino cunt and his Trump arse licking meant I missed a World Cup. Unforgivable.
Heatwave in full effect...retired to the local beer garden. Beer Cevapi (sausages) New friend
It's very unusual for this kind of crime in BG. The suspect arrested is a Turk apparently. Will be uproar from citizens.
The Instagram AI slop adverts just never end. I have a proposal. We make human designers a legal requirement. If you can't afford one, the state will appoint one for you.
That the UEFA boss didn't even attend the World Cup speaks volumes. Infantino has to go. The Mar-a-Lago crypto scheme another one I missed. FIFA offices rented from Trump....a rapist and a grifter running football. Insanity.
Time for bed...... perfectly normal for sleeping. You climate denier fuckwits.
Gianni Infantino...he's the same age as me...... Jesus Christ...he looks like a bald kid fucking paedophile trump arsehole slurping corrupt diseased nonce. I just had a tricky paper round.
Gifted some roast essentials to a Serbian friend. She's looking at the jars like Kryptonite. Roast meats have no condiments here.
Thursday roast night in the Banja...this week...roast goat and spuds.
Crystal Palace penalty shootout, this will be a laugh if nothing else.
Just drop the unwanted bees off at the bin 🤷♂️ Can you adopt them... Are rescue bees a thing. So many questions.
Another night filming, and alongside Lena...who was in A Serbian Film..I knew I recognised her. What a crazy life it is here.
Night 1 of filming, I've been pushing this steak around for an hour so far.....
Got any A Split Second? Really sorry. I have at home..I absolutely love On Command... I am A Split Second.... 😲
Bingo. Saw one half of Scarlet Fantastic at Hastings Pride. No Memory got to number 24. She was half cut but everyone in the crowd knew the words....even if she didn't.
The American mind cannot comprehend that there's at least one act that looks exactly like this at every regional British Pride, and dozens in the crowd who weren't born when their big single reached number 27 will know every word of it.
Mate told me I had to watch this....so I have now seen some world cup coverage. Pure TV gold. Apologies if this is a month old.
Managed to avoid the entire tournament. But good luck to Argentina. They deserve to win the Paedophile Rapist Cup..in association with Coldplay.