Rich Neville
@richneville.bsky.social
Still holding out the hope that my life up to now has just been Derren Brown trying to teach me an important lesson.
Sorry, I’m sort of weirdly obsessed by this - I’ve never seen a politician do quite this thing before - but her line is ‘oh, it’s fine that he’s was a Nazi, we’d never give him an important job’ (hugely insulting to her councillors) but she has made it her *main comms priority defending him*
Chris Terry-Enescu@cjterry.bsky.social · 7h agoIt's OK for criminal ex-neo Nazis to run your bins is a hell of a line.
Whether by chance or calculation, we are now at war with the Clangers.
The Independent@the-independent.com · 8h agoBREAKING | An out-of-control SpaceX rocket has collided with the Moon READ MORE: trib.al/mGkWuJh
I bless the rains down in Bristol Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Average length of time since release for the top 20 albums this week - 301 weeks.
Jaws V Rocky. Jaws loses the first (land-based) bout*, but against the odds wins at the end in a second (underwater) match. Once he’s finished eating, Jaws gives a speech about making a better world. *this is set in the past and also serves as the origin story for his black eyes
weinberg@weinbergs.bsky.social · 7mo agolet's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
ABC has picked it up now. "Capital One says it closed hundreds of Trump's bank accounts in 2021 'for anti-money laundering reasons'"
Capital One says it closed hundreds of Trump's bank accounts in 2021 'for anti-money laundering reasons'
Capital One says it closed hundreds of accounts associated with President Trump and his businesses in 2021 "for anti-money laundering reasons," according to a filing.
abcnews.com
If you can’t think of anything nice to say, I believe there’s a vacancy at The Spectator.
Like he’s trying to bullshit the babysitter that he can stay up until ten
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump on Washington DC: "Would I federalize DC? I'm allowed to do that."
I know a lot of people who knew Jimmy Cricket, and they all say he was as lovely as you'd imagine and hope.
waltydunlop@waltydunlop.bsky.social · 2d agoI once sat in a pub beer garden during festival time in Edinburgh, and the time I was there coincided with the audience from a Jimmy Cricket show spilling out and into the pub grounds. I swear, you never saw such a silly, delighted, just downright *happy* bunch of people. Not a bad old epitaph.
Rod Liddle was very much like Marmite, in that you wouldn’t want him on your television screen, radio, or newspaper.
I suspect it will quickly become apparent to Infantino that his White House chums have no further use for him.
Mark Chadbourn@chadbourn.bsky.social · 2d agoFIFA President Gianni Infantino is seeking the Trump administration's help to stay in office and has scheduled private talks with Secretary of State Marco Rubio, the NYP reports. Assistant Secretary of State Dylan Johnson later said Rubio had no plans to speak with Infantino.
Right. Think I’ve got it straight now. Saint Boniface is the one with the axe.
Searching for the Young Soul Rebels, Too-Rye-Ay, Don’t Stand Me Down
Mia Murphy 🏳️⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d agoWhat's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
One of the most important issues of our time is that the future of humanity is presently being authored by people who have nothing but total contempt for humanity and seek the erasure of everything that gives being a human meaning. It’s not just annoying. It doesn’t just suck. It’s existential.
FAFO, you corrupt twat www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
Fifa World Cup plans: Gianni Infantino scraps private investment proposal after widespread opposition
Football's world governing body Fifa abandons plans to sell off stakes in its major competitions after widespread opposition to president Gianni Infantino's proposal.
bbc.co.uk
NORMAL PEOPLE: Every single one of these assholes told a dumb brazen lie to our faces and should never be trusted again. CORPORATE MEDIA: Thank you for coming back to chat with us, sir!
MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 5d agoWe could've made this montage of liars an hour long but you get the point
Governing the states from the inside of Jimmy Savile’s head
Dom Ervolina@dominicervolina.com · 6d agoDeputy Chief of Staff Dan Scavino posted this video of the Oval Office and it somehow looks even more embarrassing than I realized
Trump remembering the episode of M*A*S*H he’s just watched.
