Paige Cruz

@paigerduty.com

🔮 future alpaca shepherdess ➡️ currently education eng + CNCF Ambassador ⚙️ former SRE blog: https://www.paigerduty.com/

a TON of great courses and certs via Linux Foundation Education 🍎 🐧 💚 are discounted thru Tues Dec 9th go! go! go! ->https://training.linuxfoundation.org/cyber-week-2025

and the reality is all data is produced. you design an instrument to measure something be it sentiment or temperature or frequency of occurrence and map your underlying signal to a useful construct even meters and celsius do not inherently exist absent the tool used to measure them!

still getting settled post-SRECon and so far have: ✅ filled out the #srecon post-event survey ⌨️ treated myself to an IBM keyboard from Free Geek as a reward for delivering "live, laugh, log" 🐈‍⬛ let Norman sniff every inch of my luggage

grainy photo of the 1984 IBM M2 keyboard from ebayan adorable black cat is comfortably loafed in half of an open suitcase

tbh I got this on a whim and mostly to use up the last of my #CNCF Store credits from volunteering as co-Track Chair for KubeCon but ngl... it’s actually my new fave hoodie. it’s SO cozy 😅

Paige giving a thumbs up in a fuzzy blue gopher hoodie - the hood is the head of Goldie

kicked off my Monday reading Is Ops A Bullshit Job? from @danslimmon.bsky.social "Operations entails constant negotiation between these two spheres: the abstract sphere of software, and the much larger, more complex sociotechnical sphere." 💯 blog.danslimmon.com/2025/02/11/i...

Is ops a bullshit job?

I recently had the pleasure of reading anthropologist David Graeber’s 2018 book, Bullshit Jobs: A Theory. Graeber defines a bullshit job as, a form of paid employment that is so completely po…

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I can judge how my week/brain is faring by: the state of my desk & the number of browser tabs (and windows) I have open I'm going to give this week a B- so far... how bout you?

Picture of my desk set up, a wall full of surreal art prints. The desk is cluttered but not totally taken over by tech, wires, lights, and notebooks.

There is a meme format going around Bluesky where people share an image of an arrow pointing to the bottom right, where the alt badge is on Bluesky. The gag or punch line of this meme is that when the user selects the alt badge, they get a joke. This is not the intended purpose of alt text.

🔍 **Optimizing Observability: Sending Only What Matters** *Lessons from a $15,000 log event that delivered 0 value.* 💡 **Every event has a price.** If telemetry isn’t actionable or valuable, it’s not just adding noise—it’s burning money. Here’s how to avoid that trap: ...

bringing over one of my fave hashtags from mastodon.... #3GoodThings - got my 2y anniversary block from Chronosphere! - getting better at controlling the milk pour for lattes - Norman's new catsle arrived and after he ignored it all day I caught him checking it out in earnest

paige chomping on a small wooden block engraved 2 yearspicture of a latte with swirly yet clear and distinct milk foam on topIn a darkened office there is Norman a jet black shorthair cat perched atop a cat tree

hello bluesky i'm paige cruz aka paigerduty 📟 ❤️ interests include: #OSS instrumentation, #observability AND monitoring, all fiber arts (esp. spinning and quilting), #SRE, fountain pens, lichen and crows. I blog at paigerduty.com and host a podcast Off-Call offcall.simplecast.com #intro

a blue bird with an orange beak is standing in front of a blue sky with clouds

Alt: a cartoon blue bird with an orange beak awkwardly waving hello in front of a blue sky with clouds

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