Paine Vonheim

@painevonheim.bsky.social

Howdy I'm Paine, Any pronouns are fine. Pfp by @delichious.bsky.social Header by @rancidartstudio.bsky.social

Holly and a business lady were rough housing on the beach, and Holly had no idea this would happen if she bit her! Pic for Zeeich, which was posted on the p-site ages ago and in full res! Just so happened to line up for consecutive shark-posting!

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M: your mission is to make it from Troy to Ithaca, where agent Penelope will be waiting Q: now, look 007. This satchel here is no ordinary satchel. It contains the winds of Zephyr Bond, doing the worst smirk ever: id have thought there's enough windbags around here already

Hot Dog Break - Sources suggest that working smokers take between 2-6 smoke breaks a day. Averaging this to 4 double shaboingboing breaks per day, with plain 300 calorie hot dogs, a 9-5 office fatfur taking 4 hot dog breaks a day would eat 2400 calories per 8-hour shift, or 600,000 calories a year.

Two Tweets:

@OrevaZSN: Why is smoking the only addiction jobs give you breaks for? I should get a 15 minute break every hour to eat cheese.

@kumakurea_: I had a coworker once who used to ask for smoke breaks and I found out he was just going outside to eat two hotdogs each time.

people with problematic kinks gotta understand is that sensible people don't have an issue with them existing it's more people balk at how the depiction of it sucks ass. Nobody cares about problematic material if it's good, they don't even think about it, this is more a skill issue than anything

My favourite puzzles in big walk so far are the ones where you’re separated into sound proof rooms and communicate with body language. Nothing better than seeing your hand raises and points translate to your friends and then you just JUMP AND WIGGLE AROUND WHEN IT ALL COMES TOGETHER