It would be a shame if a naked dead body with a spread blue butt flopped out of this

I'm always saying this

Do these new jeans make me look weird

Women only want one thing and it's disgusting

Mom watching you open presents Christmas morning

Settle down

When the Association dropped Along Comes Mary

Dave Chappelle: Because I Spit Hot Fire!

ALT: Dave Chappelle: Because I Spit Hot Fire!

static.klipy.com

I sprayed 200 ounces of primer on a another orb today #orb

Sugar just watched E.T. and she won't stop with this shit

Smoke a joint and eat a cheeseburger, bitch

The plant enjoyer

Everyone at work is saying "i love orb" "orb makes me feel whole again"

Hork Hogan

Requiem for a Dream (2000)

You’re in her dms, I’m in a haunted Antarctic research station being tormented by ghostly visions

The normal foot haver

Eat shit, clanker

How is my favorite senator Lindsey Graham doing today

A girl just accidentally posted a selfie in a train graffiti group and dudes are losing their shit

Is terry ok

Honestly can't wait until I need tech support

tiny dog waiting for you to come back in the yard

*Sanford and son theme getting louder*

No big deal, I'm just supporting women on my lunch break

Imagine hating me and I'm just over here pissing in the woods for 30 to 35 seconds

"aahhhhhhhh" - the woodland pisser