i can be your long lost pal
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Reminder that you can get an MMR (mumps measles rubella) booster as an adult.
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i know almost every adult out there has gone through a breakup but they haven't gone through My Breakup™, which is objectively the most painful one of all time. please slap (me in the face)
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
can’t believe mitch mcconnell was on his way to hell and tripped lindsey graham on the way out
rest in piss lindsey graham, i bet you're in hell sucking off the devil as we speak
kenzie's so excited to leave so she can keep on exploring lmao
sincere only ever showing emotion over kc? and this is what we mean when we say some men only love and respect other men (homosocial)
melanie’s mom and sister had one job and they did the damn thing 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
nothing feels as good as giving your apartment an everything bath like yes girl, you deserve this
@shopifysupport.bsky.social give me my $399 back!!!
@dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social @pallavi.bsky.social aw what the fuck the pickleball court smells like SHIT
Coach Jerry (referee 🔵)@gopher33j.bsky.social · last mo.This may be the worst film to ever be made If the great American State Fair were a movie - this would be it
oh you asked chatgpt? well i asked Trinity and she said “still you rise, i guess”
my mayor muslim my bagel jewish my christian dior ya girl’s in new york here through the 14th and trying to get as much of that ny life in as i can. hit me up for shows, podcasts, sketches, or just to hang. excited to enter mamdanistan 🗽
you’ve heard of intermittent fasting? well let me introduce you to intermittent crashing out
god please take away all my shame, guilt, and anxiety, double it and give it to west wilson
okay then i will give you $4 if you let me lock you in a basement for a week
we should be able to vote people out of politics every election
@damphyr.com you have a task.
i can be your long lost pal@pallavi.bsky.social · 2mo agoi’m fostering two cats right now who desperately need homes and i’m hoping i can rally folks on here to get them forever homes. cosita is a 12 yr old spicy lovable grandma and tillamook is a 5 yr old lover boy who wants to be your shadow. adoptable in the LA area!
the way i wish they’d release all possible permutations of the summer house reunion like taylor swift albums
✨Ludakristen✨@daisyrazorgrl.bsky.social · 2mo agoI would pay good money to see all 10 hours.
i’m fostering two cats right now who desperately need homes and i’m hoping i can rally folks on here to get them forever homes. cosita is a 12 yr old spicy lovable grandma and tillamook is a 5 yr old lover boy who wants to be your shadow. adoptable in the LA area!
happy summer house reunion to all who celebrate
SALT LAKE CITY!! i’m #prettygay tonight with Catherine McCafferty, Kaylin Mahoney, and the one and only Sequoia! get your tickets here: www.24tix.com/events/hc5yp...
two last shows tonight with Sammy Obeid and Trever Carreon at Punchline Houston 🐎👢
