me: i had a dream that johnny appleseed pointed to his wife’s titties & said ‘how you like dem apples’ & then george washington carver pointed to his crotch & said 'how you like deez nuts' my gynecologist: what
Sensible JNCOs
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Screaming directly into the void to see what it says back and making googly eyes at the abyss and maybe getting lil smooch from oblivion
Well gang, I think Imma get off this here app for a while. Talk you yall soon. Ish?
I named my kettle Jim Carrey because it Bruce almighty.
if i had been born 14 billion years ago you wouldn't be telling me to "get a job"
What if you kicked a guys ass and your big toe got stuck in there
People like to forget that Eric Adams was also a member of DSA.. Da Secret Albanians
been rewatching the MCU the last little bit and forgot how good Black Panther is. Really wish I’d got a chance to see Chadwick Boseman in more things.
Checks and balances? More like cheeks and ball asses know what I mean
A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/
RIP to my cool uncle Charlie, who one time told me a totally believable story about the time he got a bj while in line for space mountain
now it doesn’t matter which way you use the phrase “tossed salad” there’s a risk of dookie involved either way
I bet rfk pooped on all the salad just because he hates vegans
listened to this one a lot today reminder that lindsey graham passed away yesterday these two statements are entirely unrelated youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q
Ice Cube - It Was A Good Day
YouTube video by IceCubeVEVO
youtu.be
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
Lindsey being greeted by his new neighbors in hell this AM
Belle and others say Bonjour!
ALT: Belle and others say Bonjour!
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