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Irl: Edutainment & sketch comedy. Here: Shitposts. 18+ There's a species of fish that lives in the buttholes of sea cucumbers. Sea cucumber buttholes developed teeth to keep them out. It didnt work.
I've banned myself from farmers market peaches after two consecutive weeks of buying an entire bucket and eating the whole thing myself within 3 days. If watermelon weren't more inconvenient to eat, I'd be doing the same with that. I am a fruit bat.
Bethany Brookshire@beebrookshire.bsky.social · 2d agoWe are at the time of year when I will go through two (yes, two) watermelons per week if correctly enabled (by the purchase of two watermelons). I never have any regrets.
My unpopular book behavior is that I write in my books. Not all of them, but sometimes the most enjoyable way for me to read a book is to doodle & comment in the margins, making it a bit more interactive. I've had people LOSE THEIR MIND about this. It's my book! I bought it! It's mine to write in!
Shepherd@neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 2d agoMy most unpopular opinion is that not every book has historical and cultural significance and it is not, in fact, morally wrong to shred books. There are a shit ton of books out there that are "old" and "rare" and it's fine to shred them. They're in the Library of Congress probably.
It's wild that a rocket is about to crash into the moon and we're all like meh whatever that's not even in my top 10 apocalypse worries right now
So much nuance lost in these conversations, damaging perceptions of genuinely very cool art forms that predate the slopocalypse.
The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian@janus.bsky.social · 3d agoi hate that AI companies have muddied the word "generative" Generative art: procedural art created using a *system of mathematical rules designed intentionally* by the artist. AI-generated: created by automated systems (LLMs) using opaque, extractive processes unknown to both the user and viewer.
Every so often I am filled with deep melancholic longing for the experience of being on the early internet clicking StumbleUpon over and over again and discovering new worlds.
You think living in the year 2026 is bad try having PMS in the year 2026
I love my local farmers market for so many reasons, but especially because it is always fashion week for the neighborhood dogs. Dogs with bows. Dogs in boots. Dogs in shirts. Stroller dogs. Backpack dogs. Big dogs. Tiny dogs. One small gremlin dog that made strange yowling noises nonstop. Dogs.
Does anyone have recs for at-home flexibility/mobility videos or training programs, ideally ones that are fun or irreverent in some way. It turns out I'm aging, and I want to age with high dexterity and charisma.
Genuinely here to help any scientist set up their OnlyFans account.
Bethany Brookshire@beebrookshire.bsky.social · last wk.In desperation, scientists turn to OnlyFans for funding. But it's not Hot Scientist Feet. No. It's HOT MARMOT SUMMER. OnlyMarms. It makes me both sad for the state of funding, and also...I mean good on ya, that is creative thinking! www.sfgate.com/national-par...
Wild to think I used to have the energy to want to be good at things or achieve dream tbh
“okay I got an idea for a utopia” “I’m listening” “hear me out - fisting at the laundromat”
Someone give these people a brick and mortar, I bet you www.instagram.com/lostpassport...
Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!@panic.gay · last wk.Obsessed with my local farmers market tbh
I'm tired of creature feature sharksploitation films about great white sharks I want to make a creature feature about the actual scariest shark, the cookiecutter.
I asked tommy what his favorite shark species was and he pled the fifth and then called me pretty a bunch of times so I choose to interpret this interaction to mean that I am tommy wiseau's favorite shark.
Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!@panic.gay · last wk.I had another experience. What a film. I'm not sure I fully understand what I just saw but that's okay because I am not sure anyone involved in the movie fully understood either. Nonetheless the audience broke into impromptu sing along twice and cheered many more times.
I had another experience. What a film. I'm not sure I fully understand what I just saw but that's okay because I am not sure anyone involved in the movie fully understood either. Nonetheless the audience broke into impromptu sing along twice and cheered many more times.
Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth!@panic.gay · 2w agoI'm about to have an experience
I needed this read today.
Monteiro@monteiro.bsky.social · 2w agoHere’s your Saturday morning read: “We’re all familiar with the Mister Rogers ‘look for the helpers’ talk. But it’s worth remembering that Mister Rogers was talking to children when he said that. And we’re no longer children.” buttondown.com/monteiro/arc...
Today I get to see the Room for the first time in my life at a theatre with Tommy Wisseau there and then I get to see his new shark movie Big Shark. I'm sure this will be an incredible cinematic experience.
I'm used to logging onto bluesky to see horrors beyond my comprehension but not like this
Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton)@funranium.bsky.social · 2w agoJust made a sad face.
I really want to wear Polyphemus cosplay to see the Odyssey but I fear nobody would recognize me.
Pardon the thirst trap but can we talk about how cool this zebra shark swimsuit is
What I love about LLMs is how they've made the process of using my computer socially exhausting
Gotta give it to AI, nothing in the world is more efficient at giving me stress hives.