Was it the chapter titled WE PROBABLY SHOULDN’T HAVE AIDED AND ABETTED A GENOCIDE?
School started again, so of course everyone is driving like a fucking asshole 
the Michigan primary was close enough that you can pretty plausibly say it was the weird voice that lost it for Haley Stevens
Thank you, Michigan. I love you from the bottom of my heart!
One of my favorite genres of video is robot falling over 
this guy looks like he's going to tear down the local youth center to build a 3 story private humidor
The New York Times@nytimes.com · 16h agoRepublican voters selected Ty Masterson, the influential leader of the Kansas Senate, as their nominee for governor on Tuesday, The Associated Press said. Masterson was endorsed by President Trump.
If you think Democrats taking back the senate is out of reach because El-Sayed is winning the Michigan primary, I don't know what to tell you. There is no planet where someone as odd/off-putting as Stephens was the more electable of the two.
I know nothing about Jocelyn Benson, but this lady speaking just said she ran a marathon while 8 months pregnant, and to me that sounds like a fucking terrible idea
I didn’t know Matt Iglesias owned a business
The Average Day Joey@theaveragejoey.bsky.social · 17h agothe 2026 buisness owner
Was walking into my house for a pizza and a family drove past on a golf cart and the kid on the back yelled, “Pizzaaaaa!!!” like an 80s cartoon villain.
It will never not be funny that a handful of morons spent six figures on this thing 
My own personal Jesus? Gee, I don’t know. I’ve never taken care of a Jesus before.
Mf has his own style of apple and doesn’t know how fruit works
onion person@junlper.beer · 20h agosuspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
A lot of people are going to try and insist in about six hours that being outspent by tens of millions of dollars and winning by five to possibly fifteen points is actually not that big of a deal
Let’s put this little theory to the test: Spider-Man - About Spider-Man Grumpier Old Men - Not about Spider-Man Hot damn it’s true.
multi celled morganism@meltedmistress.bsky.social · 21h agowhen you break it down, every movie is either about spider-man, or not about spider-man 🤔
Pretty soon we’re going to have to make a list of the things we still can eat rather than the things we can’t eat because it’ll be much shorter 
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · yesterday“Chipotle Mexican Grill Inc. removed jalapeños from multiple stores in Minnesota after learning the peppers may be linked to a salmonella outbreak in the state that’s sickened 110 people.”
I don’t know what those things are supposed to be used for, but I do think it’s very funny that we’ve wasted them all on something completely pointless
CNBC@cnbc.com · yesterdayU.S. has used 'virtually all' of its long-range precision missiles during Iran war: Reuters
Siri what type of people would vow to dismantle an international criminal court
ABC News Australia@news.abc.net.au · yesterdayUS vows to dismantle International Criminal Court. Experts say it's 'very worrying'
If the elephant in the room was an actual elephant in the room, it would probably break the TV and I just couldn’t handle that 
The last time the world killed fascism it didn’t even last 100 years. We need to do much better.
The fact that we need decimals tells me we haven’t discovered all the numbers yet 
This is funny from so many angles. He’s definitely gonna get rid of her, and you look at her and you’re like, “Man she’s literally one of the worst people on earth to have this job,” but he’s gonna replace her with someone worse because he always does.
Gonna be hard to tell if the smoke you’re smelling is from wildfires or the gigantic pile of money AIPAC is burning in Michigan
Hyde T. Voltyge@hydevoltyge.bsky.social · 2d agoAdImpact's graphic of the MI-SEN spending through the end of July. I think we need some campaign finance reform in this country
One of the most important core values in leading a healthy positive life is accountability, and the man has not demonstrated it once in his entire life. I’d be shocked if he didn’t can her for breaking one of the most important and only rules: Never admit we made a mistake.
George Pearkes@peark.es · 2d agoA few minutes ago to press: *TRUMP, ASKED ON PIRRO: SHE MADE A MISTAKE *TRUMP ON REFLECTING POOL ISSUES: THE CONTRACTOR WAS RUSHING *TRUMP ON PIRRO: I THINK SHE CHOKED CNN just now: edition.cnn.com/2026/08/03/p...
We’ve officially entered the “it only kills people with shitty immune systems” phase of the diarrhea lettuce saga
Forgetting your Chinese food leftovers in the fridge at work on Friday :( Finding your Chinese food leftovers in the fridge at work on Monday :)