Papa JackJohn
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(He/Him) Semi-professionally dumb online Twitch - PapaJackJohn Cohost of Here's A Guy Podcast
In Spidey and His Amazing Friends, young Peter tells Black Panther that "With great power comes great responsibility". This is a phrase told to Peter in the final moments of Uncle Ben's life. So in Disney Junior canon, Spidey saw his Uncle get capped at a speedrun pace and does not give a fuck.
I really hope Coffin Flop has a new season this Summer.
If you get the biscuit over the mcmuffin, I don't trust your decision making.
A new hire at work asked if I was 40 years old because of my greying hair and first of all go fuck yourself.
My mom called Wemby "that tall white guy from the Spurs"
"Grandma has to go home, there's a rerun of The Closer on tonight"
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18+ | Moosing around in WoW, raiding at 8:30pm! | !lights !socials !tangia
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I finally realized I was an old man when Kroger started playing a 20 year old Fall Out Boy song on the loud speakers and I said "oh heck yeah" Just fucking shoot me.
My 3 year old learned the phrase "Yeehaw, Partner" and if it isn't the rootenest, tootenest cutest thing on this got damn frontier. No idea where he got it from though.
Gas stations that have Hot Dog rollers operating with ZERO dogs on them are going to be my villain origin story.
We bought my Son a large playhouse and his favorite activity so far is throwing everyone down the stairs and then laughing. I'm sure this is no concern of mine (our home is stairless and I'm currently faster than him)
I kicked myself in the balls getting off the couch. How's your Saturday going?
The best part of having a kid is secretly eating their candy when they aren't looking.
I flipped my son up to give him a Pretend Piledriver and motherfucking dried corn fell out of his pocket. Apparently he's been stealing from the bird feeder.
If I ever get a time machine I'm going to do something practical like go back to 2005 and make the first YouTube parody of All the Things She Said but its All the Poops She Had. I just want to make positive changes, ya know?
I saw a fat German shepherd today. Didn't know they made those. Life is incredible.
I just want to know how the fuck Ryder and the Paw Patrol are getting permits to do all this shit? You're telling me he's breaking ground within the hour and ZERO files were submitted? Okay.
My son turns 3 next week. Signed him up for a Lowes Mini Builder class. 2026 is peak Dadcore shit.
If you cant triple salchow get the fuck out of the Olympics. This goes for everyone. Curling team youre on notice.
All these god damn AI commercials are making me miss the Crypto Bro run from a few years ago. They were total cunts, but at least they weren't pretending to be docile and full of whimsy.
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
Defeating Games for Charity!!! Doing a Hades Crowd Control showcase, let's raise hell! Twitch.tv/n0isses
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Slicing Every Day Until Perfection A micro game certainly not about cutting alliums until strangers tell you they're flawless lurzblurbz.itch.io/slicing-ever...
Slicing Every Day Until Perfection by LurzBlurbz
An affirming game certainly not about cutting alliums until strangers tell you they're flawless
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the nfl: we make billions and billions of dollars every year also the nfl: we can’t afford to give every team a super bowl trophy each year. we only have one and you can only get it if you enter a series of “best football team” contests