My god... it all makes sense now...

I don't post very often these days because many of the people I follow are very informed and aware and those are the last two things I ever want to be. Information that changes my life has never settled in the plus column

I don't have a lot of hills I'm willing to die on, but this is one of them: the "fat is flavor" dudes have got to go. The fuck are you talking about ribeye is better than a tenderloin filet? Oh yeah asshole, that square inch of white greasy rubber is FULL of flavor. Fuck you

A group of people being small is a reason to question why they're being singled out, not a reason to ignore them.

Paul F. Tompkins@pftompkins.bsky.social · 4d ago

It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.

Yo look at my opposition party dawg

Erin Reed@erininthemorning.com · 5d ago

Another Iowa Dem releases an ad in response to anti-trans ads against her. "We need to protect kids, and we need common sense rules to keep sports fair for boys and for girls. Parents know what's best for our kids. Washington needs to stay out of it." From Lindsay James, IA-02.

Whom up shaking they ass

MotorCity Bass (Mix) - New Dance Show 1996

YouTube video by Caprice87

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Who wants to do a Kalshi with me on the number of months before Ed Sheeran goes full on into the "you can hate my guts for being a gigantic bitch but look at all of my money" persona

"You should be satisfied with fewer rights than I have, because I have personally rolled the dice on it."

Nazi repellent@pooldude.bsky.social · last wk.

If Trump wins, everybody is fucked If Democrats win there is no guarantee, but at least you have a chance. It's easy to tell that you support Trump because you're choosing the everybody gets fucked option instead of the one where people have a chance.

ed sheeran you a whole bitch

Not only is this completely false, it's also kind of a dumb narrative. Obama was given the keys to the kingdom to do whatever he wanted to do. Is it more reasonable to believe that a) some shadowy force prevented him from doing a bunch of cool things, or b) he did exactly everything he wanted to do?

Oliver Willis@owillis.bsky.social · 2w ago

republicans said this wasnt an electoral mandate. and then democrats acted like it wasnt one either.

Damn a guy really got his head chopped off at the Decapitation Festival

If I never had to piss again, I'd celebrate joyously; if I never had to poop again, I'd still do it for fun

thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time

Huh. That's...........huh.

The Playlist@theplaylist.bsky.social · 2w ago

Paul Schrader Says He Turned To AI Because “No Black Actors Wanted To Play In A Movie Where There Are No Good Black People”

lol I can't even load the website because it uses a self-signed cert. Do not engage with this. It is an info-collection campaign, not a fun popularity contest

38 Influential Posters@bsky38.com · 3w ago

Who are the 38 most influential Bluesky posters of 2026? You get 10 votes, anyone with a Bluesky account can be voted for. The 38 with the most votes make the list. 🗳️ Voting ends the 21st night of September. 🌎 🌬️🔥 Cast your ballot: bsky38.com

If anyone's curious, this is where I'm from

I think of myself as having a very generic mid-American accent, with a few borrowings from my Upper Midwest neighbors and my East Coast forebears...

I almost lost consciousness laughing at this

This is the one that appears when I type my screen name

Jim Carrey's Big Feet on Letterman's Desk

ALT: Jim Carrey's Big Feet on Letterman's Desk

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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins@wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 3w ago

What GIF pops up when you type your name?

Shout out to my trans homies for doing alone what millennia of science, philosophy, secular music and communism could not together accomplish

This is hands down the most bitchmade shit I've ever seen and if you do this you are a weak little baby who can't take a single well-deserved consequence of your actions

Bluesky Safety@safety.bsky.app · 3w ago

If you are the subject of dogpiling or harassment, or if you see it happening, please report it to our moderation team by tapping the three-dot icon at the bottom of the posts.

I got a SMS on my phone that began "Legendary political analyst Nate Silver..." and nothing made me block & report spam faster

You ever just sock a guy? Just bust him right in the chops? Give him what-for? And then he falls like a ton of bricks? Boy, I tell you. Good night Irene!

Just stop being weird. Please, for the love of all that's holy, just stop being fucking weird

Detroit Metro Times@metrotimes.com · 4w ago

John James had some very unusual things to say about God, Satan, and how men should submit "a piece" of their penis to the Lord. James is the Republican gubernatorial candidate. www.metrotimes.com/news/you-won...

Shout out to live music, it's the most reliable way to ruin a public gathering. It's the fennel seed of events

I'm not a sports person in general, and I have no conflict with you if you are. God bless you, enjoy. But know that chud grifters know damn well that some of you have a hard time separating sports from real life, and they take advantage of it. Do with that info what you will

NOOOOOOOOOOO

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4w ago

Peter Cullen, the legendary voice actor known for voicing Optimus Prime in the "Transformers" franchise, has died at 85

The word "clanker" is just valor stolen from Rodney Copperbottom

Tim Price@timprice.bsky.social · 4w ago

I would never say clanker because that is giving these things too much credit for having a physical existence with which to make noise