variation on a theme

listen up, tops

i love how everything is just becoming one thing, there’s only one thing and it’s marvel movies every year for the rest of time in different shapes

my modernity? post. my irony? post. my humanism? post. my structuralism? post. my punk music? post. my nasal drip? post. my traumatic stress disorder? post.

is this anything? i can no longer tell if this is anything

[time travels to Frank Herbert's house in the early 1960s] mr. Herbert, don't be alarmed! i come from the future, but i come in peace! before you finish your novel Dune, i need you to hear this song. it is called Dopesmoker by Sleep. [Frank Herbert] *homophobic slur*

Inyama unbothered by your presence while imposing his own

Okay one last little thing with Rook (until I get the urge to draw him again)

By the power vested in me I declare an end to the days when you could not become a federal agent if you sucked off a dog

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 5d ago

Kash Patel: "Applicants who have engaged in beastiliaty means they were victims of beastility because they were forced to do so. At this FBI we are not going to criminalize and prevent victims from serving."

(me making fun of your crop rotation idea and thereby holding our people back another 5000 years) jeff thinks the beans have to take turns lmao

[you, a sniveling worm] politely asks chatgpt (lowly software) insipid questions while paying for the privilege to be told lies. [me, a roaring lion] pours a cup of salt water onto my laptop when a command prompt i entered didn't do exactly what i wanted.

you want the truth? drag'n wash is a conspiracy by Big Task to make chores seem sexy

twitch streamer into fisting call that GamerGape

[gary numan voice]: here in my car i am stuck in my car i can't open the door i think i busted the lock of my car

"Heh!" #deer 🦌

It's the Pits! 🐺💦

to wile e. coyote: GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!

come say hi to the prettiest gentleman ✨ sketch commish for @rasker.dad thank you!!

lol damn

I can’t believe that George W Bush painted the meme

Much to think about

big things are happening over on threads

Wanna be a baller Shot caller Did you know it’s just one dude in Tame Impala

2/5: chaps love me some leather

last time i ever take free furniture off the street, holy shit

[my mom looking at the stack of books i'm reading] so do you actually enjoy reading this stuff or are you just depressed

my dog 4.36 seconds before he tries to lick my face

Good Trailcams@goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 2w ago

4 years since The Rock did one if the all time tweets