The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gundam is a good guy with a gundam

listen. some chunk of me is in 2013 when i was watching friday night lights and reading final crisis a bunch. ill probably give the lanterns thing a go

hey uh you got that 2003 metalcore with screams that sound like a bloodborne npc dying

i think billie the vision "goodnight sweetheart" is one of the sweetest songs i have ever heard

elton john come on just do a sun bleached flies cover or duet

anyway time to listen to contention

still stuck on how profoundly weird the positions of the powerful/famous/reactionary are getting and how they directly scale their insistence on normality

days like today have me wondering if i accidentally rang the demon bell

maybe it's on me! maybe i should have taken a year off to read building code

i do wish i had an easier time getting comfortable with the feeling of constantly fucking up and inadvertently setting traps for my future self

guy i had out to get hornets out of gutter area says builder didn't install drip edge. summer is the time you learn the builder fucked you in 2022

headlines now are just like “did the FCC chair violate ethics by letting the CEO of Paramount give him huge bags of cash labeled with dollar signs during merger?” and “RFK said explosive diarrhea is normal and measles aren’t real. We fact check some of his statements“

i think between seeing the slater thing and secondhand exposure to fb ai slop i am issuing decree "the computer may not make graven images"

I heard an emo/pop punk song at the gym that I swear sounded like this

asking copilot to do the heist from heat

hey tatsuro love the album so far. did you think about writing a real gnarly one called like..."hey reporter"

jealous

UFO Sighting Bot@ufoskies.bsky.social · 3d ago

Nine Orange lights appeared and headed out to sea.

bike path? sorry dog i am walking down the middle watching reels full blast road? sorry dog i am texting while my 1500 XLT "backs into" a spot

retvrn (repeatedly blanching acorns for nutrition)

lost pauline epistle to the hebrews "now friends whatever you do don't do any postimperial settler colonizing"

the propublica thing about "militias" is 1. Scurry 2. proof to me that the left needs to develop the gundam

right up close

kind of want to see the spider man but woof the wiki plot summary has me checked out already

oh that stuff? yeah that's my middens

humanity coughed up a lot of evolutionary advantages for "anxiety" and "opposable thumb." gills, wings, locking chitinous structures that allow brief ftl travel. many such cases

bug id "2mm spider that seems to launch itself at (to scale) what must be 400G"

self checkout at kroger had 2 separate screaming matches in as many minutes. head on a swivel out there today

might get my first "get toddler into basement due to tornado warning" tonight. fun!!

i am thinking "drake passage" is now Too Kind for anyone even nominally involved with ice

i feel like ebay live is some ünternet shit. they could be doing anything on there