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I really do think RFK is some kind of werewolf or bipedal canid. I just learned that the Kennedy family shipped their involuntarily lobotomized daughter Rosemary to the St Coletta School for Exceptional Children in Jefferson, WI, where there were sightings of a dreadful, foul-smelling dogman.
When my mother told me “anything is possible,” I didn’t realize she was making an existential threat
If the jury is drawn from a collection of theater people, he's as good as acquitted.
You cannot judge this person until you’ve been on a Rocky cast. If the judge and jury are not all wearing fishnets and sequined corsets, it’s not a fair trial
Pixie Casey@pixiecasey.bsky.social · yesterdayin insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
headlines now are just like “did the FCC chair violate ethics by letting the CEO of Paramount give him huge bags of cash labeled with dollar signs during merger?” and “RFK said explosive diarrhea is normal and measles aren’t real. We fact check some of his statements“
Four out of five dentists want you to know that the fifth guy did weird sex stuff with teeth
A strip done in collaboration with the @humanartistry.bsky.social , starring Question Hound as he gets some unwanted help for a comic he’s working on:
i cannot find ONE single video for “how to do curly floor spin” or “curly floor spin three stooges how to“. what is the internet FOR
Gotta shut down the factory that makes this kinda guy
Here's the next in my 'READ' poster series... I posted this one earlier in honor of the amazing Sam Neill
Readful Things@readfulthings.com · last wk.Last month I started working on a series based on those great library 'READ' posters, using promotional stills as a starting point. Here's the first in the series
it's so funny that people will forever write articles about this guy like he has a "philosophy" or "thoughts" -- he's an angry frightened child who has moods. oh is he skeptical? oh has he grown skeptical? get the fuck out of here
The Wall Street Journal@wsj.com · 2w agoPresident Trump has grown skeptical that negotiations with Iran can produce a lasting peace, according to people familiar with the matter. A senior administration official said Trump believes that the only thing Iran understands is military force, adding that he was in “revenge mode” against Tehran.
I like to close my eyes and imagine the audio is Yoda being waterboarded for his crimes
prime time crackervision@lewmo.bsky.social · 2y ago2. dogs are so funny, man
Every time Berenson trends is my excuse to post this early COVID era gem.
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2w agoLook who’s taking the side of explosive diarrhea
*turn off autoplay on your videos right now*
Sami Schalk@drsamischalk.bsky.social · 2w agoPolice murdered a Black man in the street in Madison WI today. Shot point blank in the head while on the ground, tased, and surrounded by four cops. It looks like an execution. Multiple videos circulating online. Things are about to get very bad here.
One of the funny things about chatgpt pivoting to porn is that Meta already tried that just a few months ago. Zuckerberg made a John Cena chatbot that would sext with children. Then, a few months later, Zuckerberg *did it again*. Same results.
keeping the raw food diet people in my prayers. are those guys still around? or did they transform from boomer 90s hippies into anti-vaxx MAHA weirdos?
This is the future of climate change denial as it becomes more difficult to ignore, it'll just be endless scapegoating
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
These images of First Nations community members evacuating Collins, Ontario on motorboats are absolutely surreal www.facebook.com/reel/1548244...
Luke LeBrun@lukelebrun.ca · 3w agoThese photos of FNs community members fleeing their homes by boat are genuinely apocalyptic (Photo via Wayne Wastaken of Collins, Ontario, who says his “hometown is gone”) www.facebook.com/share/r/1ArN...
It’s so hateful that there’s no Lady Gremlin
Bloody Disgusting@bloody-disgusting.com · 3w agoHome Depot will be releasing four brand new GREMLINS animatronics this Halloween. - Mohawk Animatronic - 3-Piece Animatronic Set Featuring 3D Gremlin, Popcorn Gremlin, and Flasher Gremlin Learn more about this year's Halloween lineup from Home Depot: bloody-disgusting.com/the-further/...
We are now experiencing what historians are calling "The 9/11 of diarrhea"
