🫵🏼 unhinged behaviour

@radplanets.com are you celebrating space rocktober

Hello would you like to crack my back like a glowstick

Today I found clothes behind the study sofa cushion, socks on an armchair and his toothbrush charger on top of the microwave. Draw those papers up!

W I L L@paris-stilton.bsky.social · 7d ago

My husband is so messy I must divorce

What movie should I watch on my flight on Sunday and why is it Crazy Rich Asians

Jocktober

Unsuccessful job interview 🤩

How I say good morning to my husband each day

ALT:

static.klipy.com

You should be embarrassed for using AI, and we should be allowed to publicly humiliate those that freely use it

Retiring to become a pilates mum

Another bloomf bites the dust (the mute button)

W I L L@paris-stilton.bsky.social · 3w ago

Bloomf edged too close to the sun. Goodbye

Why is it still Tuesday please

Orzo is the sluttiest of the pastas

It’s almost cable knit and jock season 🥰🧶

In my Oreo era

Hey Siri, why am I awake?

😍😍 could this be my true love

Horny but for friendship

Hi Dragons. I’m here today asking for £100,000 in exchange for 2% share in my company - Pumpkin Spiced Poppers

Nothing like an afternoon massage and facial* *not that kind

It’s a bit nipply this morning 🌡️

Baby’s first U.S. Halloween next month (I’m baby)

My husband is so messy I must divorce

We did it, Joe

There were many big boys in the gym today 😍

QUEENS 👑 👑

Pop Crave@popcrave.com · last wk.

Hannah Einbinder and Susan Sarandon were detained by police while protesting Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in New York City.

Just call me Wangatha Christie the way I’m sniffing out bloomf alts

Remember Labubu? That was 25 years ago now

Twelfth trip this year for work to Dallas coming up and I still haven’t been to the actual city itself 😅

🫃happy to announce

liz holmes stan account@theranos.top · last wk.

Happy MPREG Autumn!! 🧡🍂