Pat Schloss

@patschloss.bsky.social

Papa to 9 microbes, mackerel snapper, shepherd, master of sucking. I want to help you learn the skills you'll need to succeed in science.

Someone recently gushed to me about an undergrad they wrote a letter of recommendation for to med school. He then said he used AI to write the letter. I lost a lot of respect for him and was left dumfounded. Someone else recently asked me how is AI dehumanizing. This.

Currently responding to reviewers' critiques that I'm sure were written by generative AI. We complain that reviewers don't seem to read what we give them, but these are so much worse. So hard to take the comments seriously. I don't like what this is doing to me.

Reminder that R is not RStudio. Just read a paper that performed their analysis "using RStudio (v.4.1.2, v.4.3.0)". Those are R versions (and why two different versions?), not RStudio versions. RStudio versions look like "2026.04.0". Regardless, the R version is more important than the RStudio

Looking for someone to give a talk to your group on the problems with AI for culture, society, or education? I'm a STEM professor at the U of Michigan and would be happy to give that talk.

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The fundamental premise behind AI-enabled cheating is that coursework is merely busy work, because your'e just doing it for professors. We would never say that showing up for football practice is merely busy work because you're just doing it for your coaches.

Because I'm ranting... Please figure out how to replace "_" with " " in your taxa names. Then figure out how to italicize them. Not sure how difficult this is to do in Prism, but it's pretty straightforward with stringr/ggplot2/ggtext in R. How do plots like this appear in journals with 20 JIFs?

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I'm seeing more and more of this: broken y-axes. Regardless of what you think about them (I'm "anti"), examples like this one don't need them! You could easily put ticks every 5000 units without a break

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Just FYI: people are anti-vaxxers for their kids. It's also for their pets and livestock. They've gone so far off the rails. People ask us about mRNA vaccines for sheep an other animals worried something weird might happen to the meat. I wish! We can't get enough vaccines approved for meat animals

We've all heard seminar speakers say (myself included), "I know this is too small for you to read, but..." This usually happens because people are repurposing panels from their papers without adjusting for the medium (1/20)

I'm editing and putting the finishing touches on a grant proposal. The though of having AI write the whole thing or even a part of it is pretty unthinkable. When you write you see what you truly know. It forces you to think and troubleshoot your logic. (1/3)

I know things are hard right now. But, if you are going to review proposals submitted to a special PA, please at least read the PA before reviewing proposals submitted to the PA. I mean, if it says no biological questions allowed, don't ding me for not proposing to answer biological questions.