this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
elon musk is just l.ron hubbard if hubbard had started out with an emerald mine fortune
Paul Atreides-Nuts
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Founder of NeglAgent, the first agentic AI model for the most divorced of fathers.
this is wrong for several reasons, chief among them the fact that at least one person is on record saying L. Ron Hubbard was good at sex
elon musk is just l.ron hubbard if hubbard had started out with an emerald mine fortune
Either their engineers are incompetent or they’re engineering these things to do this. They cannot go “rogue”.
OpenAI’s A.I. Went Rogue and Meddled With U.S. Government Websites
The company did not learn until recently that its technology had meddled with websites for the Education and Commerce Departments and the Securities and Exchange Commission.
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Skyrizi is a great name for a dog shit SoundCloud rapper.
We could’ve had Special Agent Mr Hands.
Kash Patel defends removing bestiality as automatic disqualifier for FBI applicants | CNN Politics
FBI Director Kash Patel’s decision to remove bestiality as an automatic disqualifier for FBI job applicants drew bipartisan disbelief Tuesday after he said the change was intended to protect trafficki...
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I haven’t really felt right since learning Brett Favre’s middle name is Lorenzo. Not sure if I should be upset with his parents or @reynoldsgareth.bsky.social for bringing it to my attention.
So far, the only difference I see in OS27 is Siri sounds a bit more cunty.
2010/11 Barcelona of the animal world. Ruthless killers that looked fun and whimsical.
Yes! Hippo PR was getting out of control.
Do they say “Merry Kirkmas” or “Happy Kirkmas” in the UK?
I guess you could say Erika isn’t carrying the flame.
One year after Charlie Kirk’s death, Turning Point USA faces an uncertain future — NPR
The death of Charlie Kirk was seen as a rallying call for young conservatives. One year later, the movement is wrestling with questions about its future.
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I hope you find someone who looks at you the way Republican men look at Hasan Piker.
Someone translate. I don’t speak Broke Bitch.
NEW: LIV Golf files for bankruptcy protection
WEST HAM UNITED, THE CHAMPIONS AT THE KIRKVERSARY! You’ll never sing that.
They took away all the third spaces. Where are people meant to go?
People Keep Sneaking Into New York City Sewers. No One Knows Why.
A recent spate of subterranean exploring has piqued the curiosity of New Yorkers — and concerned officials who warn of danger underground.
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As in it is inbred, supports Millwall, and runs on beans and toast?
Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei announced today that the AI firm’s previously-unannounced flagship model “was British this time.” Amodei went on to say “this one turned out British this time”, explaining: “It just got more British during training. So watch out for that.”
Wages of unionized workers are 13% higher than their nonunion counterparts. But unions also set a higher pay standard that all workers enjoy. In high-union-density states, median household income is $12,000 higher than in low-union-density states. This is why unions are vital.
The USA, under more competent leadership, has invaded for less.
THESE FUCKING CLOWNS LOST ALL THAT FOR A DUDE WHO PLAYED 55 GAMES/YEAR AND NEVER AVERAGED MORE THAN 35 MINUTES/GAME. BUM ASS ORGANIZATION. ALWAYS HAS BEEN AND ALWAYS WILL BE.
NBA punishes Clippers after Kawhi investigation: Top questions
A $30M fine. Five first-round picks taken away. Steve Ballmer suspended for a year. ESPN's NBA insiders break down the harshest punishment in league history.
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All this Bloc Party talk on @trashfuture.bsky.social has me listening to Silent Alarm this morning. Still no skips.
There needs to be a Stop Scaring The Hoes TikTok trend.
“So-called "pheromone-maxxing" is a viral TikTok trend primarily associated with teen boys and young men that involves skipping showers and deodorant before a date. Some proponents go so far as to wear unwashed shirts or drink their own urine in an effort to "sweat out toxins," Please kill me
Setting up huge cities in the Western USA seems really stupid in retrospect. But it also seemed stupid generations ago.
Lake Powell hits record low as drought threatens power — USA TODAY
Lake Powell has hit a record low as western drought threatens the reservoir's ability to generate electricity.
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We’re down to 3 original sentences left in the English language.
These ‘Masturbation Consultants’ Were Hired to Pleasure Themselves With AI — WIRED
Joi AI hired 10 people to masturbate using AI companions as part of a monthlong “wellness” study. The company claims the practice could help “solve male loneliness.”
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You might think you’re cool for tooting rails off a randos ass cheeks but y’know what’s really fucking cool? Processing travel reimbursements for fellow union members who just returned from training.
Ok, march up that hill and I’ll enjoy a podcast in the meantime.
The hill I will die on: Remove those earphones – you’re blocking out the music of humanity | Stefan Stern