Paul Litchfield
@paullitchfield.bsky.social
Might be a comedian. May be a writer. Could be an actor. Mostly a cloyingly charming doofus.
New! SOFT BEDS, HARD BATTLES (1974) With @paullitchfield.bsky.social & @jlimb.bsky.social Peter Sellers got to cosplay as Hitler & 5 other characters in this ill-judged wartime comedy. Stand by for farting Nazis, himself in yellowface & a whirlwind romance with Liza Minnelli! pod.link/1569929507
Oh I think can answer this one. It leaves him once again looking like a grubby little truth allergic bellend.
this has real "final video log on derelict space freighter" vibes
Dear Government phone alert dept. How about a gentle harp or a trilling flute? I’m billing you for spilt wine.
Can only idly hope he takes the catering truck to the funeral service.
Looks like I picked the wrong day to melt Hula Hoops with a blowtorch wearing my lucky sou’wester.
Friends and musicians and people who've never met him but enjoy his scribblings have all donated. He would never ask for help because he's not that sort but I spoke to his better half and she confirmed he really needs it and he's messaged me today and he's bowled over.
Dewie@judgedewie.bsky.social · last wk.My friend Dom had a heart attack. It's a very bad idea. If I'd seen him on the Saturday I'd have told him not to. Daft sod. He's a brilliant writer and radio presenter and like most freelancers he doesn't earn loads and a few months out of action could ruin him. gofund.me/27ef49338
Looks like I picked the wrong day to sit in a candy floss machine wearing all my favourite tabards.
Look through a colander!?! I ain’t gonna be no pawn for Big Colander! Just look directly at the moon and not the sun bit! Duh!
“Yeah I remember Larry. Bit of a gobshite if truth be told, but that kitten had fackin ambitions.”
Totally forget about that episode of Ivor the Engine where Edwin proposes to Rob Brydon.
We had 72 drops in North London at 11am, so I immediately ordered five water slides off Amazon.
Met Office - weather and climate@metoffice.gov.uk · 2w agoThe latest satellite and radar shows the showery outbreaks of rain that are moving in across the UK from the north and west 🌧️
I think it's all hashed out on a Wednesday. My older cat Tardis sounded like someone tapping a daffodil against a Parsons doily, whilst the tiny one Sushi made a noise akin to The Balrog sharting through a combine harvester.
Lore Sjöberg@loresjoberg.bsky.social · 3w agoWhen you get two cats, how do they decide which one will have a tiny chirp like a pixie’s doorbell and which one will wail like the ghost of a jilted bride?
...and finally on #Pauldemandsdance 'No matter where you go, there you are' www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAgn...
Buckaroo Banzai End Credits (Textless Version)
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