Well, I'm off for a few days. See you all on Monday.

They should make porn where everyone is made out of the same stuff these are made from. I think that'd be really satisfying.

When I was a young boy my father Said he was too busy to take me to the city to see a marching band He said, "Son, you can just watch it on TV." We didn't talk about it after that.

Gonna change my account name to "funny memes and satire" and post nothing but AI political cartoons with text like "I like president's who are anti-crime, not pro-crime" from now on. I expect to have 80,000 followers by Wednesday.

More women should be into my ever more tiresome fixations. I deserve to be patiently listened to while I offload my every thought about the twenty Gummi Bear episodes I've seen this week.

I'm fucking sick of my physical body and I'm tired of being let down by it, which is why I've decided instead to be animated in the style of Rui Araizumi.

Seeing a lot of posts lately encouraging people to make more responsible climate choices as consumers, and, well, sure, I guess, but this feels just a tad mistargeted.

The 1990 Ninja Turtles movie holds up extremely well and is a ton of fun, and it's only slightly marred by how (spoilers for a 36 year old movie) Casey Jones straight up murders Shredder in cold blood by crushing him in a trash compactor, despite never meeting him once during the film.

Me: ... People: ... Me: Conan the Adventurer People: What? Me: Conan, warrior without fear People: Seriously, what the fuck are you talking about? Me: He's more powerful than any man, his legend spreads People: Shut the fuck up. Me: across the land and sea

There should be a trans lesbian glam metal band that does songs about like rockin' all night or hanging with the girls or getting your heart broke but they're all actually about fucking.

Oh no, what if my boobs get so big I need to own a proper bra?

Sometimes I read stuff on here and think if I ever had to start dating again I'd just kill myself instead.

I tried to coin the term Renaissance Fantasy years ago but found out people had no idea what I meant by it You know, the actual time period most generic "medieval" fantasy settings are in? You think anyone ever swashbuckled in a gambeson?

David J Prokopetz@prokopetz.bsky.social · 2w ago

It's interesting how many "generically medieval" fantasy settings manage to miss the actual medieval period on both ends. They've got the Roman Empire rubbing shoulders with the German Renaissance, skipping directly from the year 500 to the year 1500 with nothing in between!

I'd love more fantasy that's properly high medieval. Real 13th century stuff, with all the colour and doofy outfits, political upheaval and growth of towns and all that. But also dragons. I'm bored of ren faire fantasy.

It's pretty wonderful that in 2026 I can still stumble across a classic Onion video I've never seen before and for it to be the best shit ever.

Bad Boy Fencing Star Implicated In Yet Another Jewel Heist

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Not sure I love the "can't sleep middle of the night I should put down my phone and go to sleep but it's too hot" hours vibe on here but I feel like I have no right to complain about it.

Feeling like a sad little goblin who's a burden on everyone and a terrible friend, but I know it's just my brain lying to me so I'm gonna watch cartoons about it.

Thinking about the pokémon that says a.

Disgusted by Mickey Mouse going about with his shirt off like he's every British lad the second the sun comes out in April. Put a shirt on you reprobate.

All other things aside, seeing high-end Harry Potter tie-in merch in 2026 just feels so bizarrely out of time. It's like if they did high-end Flintstones tie-in merch in the 90s.

Oh yeah, I got my hair cut short today. It feels good. Fluffy. Sadly there's no way I can possibly show any of you.

Among my more radical beliefs is that when people step off a train they should keep moving instead of standing right in the doorway like a fucking sack of potatoes so no-one can get off.

Starting to realise lately that I might have my shit together way more than I gave myself credit for and I fucking hate it.

Oh Dolph Lundgren in Masters of the Universe 1987, I forgive you for thus terrible piece of shit. So long as you flex enough I'll forgive you for anything.

One of the great things about going back to old Doctor Who is getting to hear John Pertwee have an extended conversation in Chinese where his English accent is extremely clear.

Starting to think I should start describing my card design philosophy as "schismatic".

The post-credits scene of EBENEZER reveals the "what day is it" boy to be Oliver Twist, launching Phase 1 of the Dickensverse.

Okay, annoying MtG design post #14: It's been semi-retired for a while but the formatting of "{B}: Regenerate" (later "{B}: Regenerate this permanent") should've been revised to match all other keywords with mana costs like cycling or kicker as "Regenerate {B}".

What the fuck is this font choice, youtube?