I can’t do the butt card prompt bc I am physically unable to take good butt photos someone come help
once again failed to take any slutty photos at Bear Week but here’s me looking real beefy as compensation
jerked off three times this morning just to be functional 😵💫
Perry@pearbear.bsky.social · 2w agoNot surrounded by hundreds of big sweaty men who want to fuck constantly anymore today, how am I expected to work in these conditions
Not surrounded by hundreds of big sweaty men who want to fuck constantly anymore today, how am I expected to work in these conditions
had four separate super hot hookups yesterday god I love bear week but I need to leave before it kills me
who’s gonna see this fc (and me I guess) in ptown this week? #fcf
I’ve been so sick all weekend and have had zero fun please give me attention during this difficult time
some random dude just got into the same (small) revolving door section behind me and I have never felt so violated???
Do you think my phone is tying to tell me I’m cringe by constantly autocorrecting “stud” to “Zeus”? Is Siri actually an ally?
show up to the function, immediately realize you forgot to put your contacts in, book a round trip lyft home and return to the function. Happy Pride!
if you had a time machine would you go back and murder h.. the inventor of bulgarian split squats?
Post a robot that’s not from Star Wars or Transformers
Gundam Activates Laser Sword
Alt: The Ez-8 mobile suit from Gundam 08th MS team activates its beam saber while standing jn water creating a wave
static.klipy.com
I really am just a fat, throbbing cock to all of you huh 🥲
Perry@pearbear.bsky.social · 2mo agoReposting thjs pic I posted on IG last week because my thoughts on the matter (this week needs to fucking end) have not changed! Lucky me!
Reposting thjs pic I posted on IG last week because my thoughts on the matter (this week needs to fucking end) have not changed! Lucky me!
tfw you’re working thru old Survivor seasons you’ve never seen and the gay couple (SJdS) reveals they’re being abstinent until marriage and you almost die choking on your sandwich
love a “two meals from Pret because it’s the quickest option” office day 😭
work is crushingly busy but I literally can’t stop jerking off today what is my problem someone fix me
settled on a half measure. here’s some jim progress
Perry@pearbear.bsky.social · 3mo agoDon’t want to go out tonight but still want to be perceived. A dilemma!
something so peaceful about sitting in front of my computer before really getting started with work, eating my bagel and reading recaps of television episodes I have already watched 😌