on wednesdays etc etc x

Tired af but I made it 💪🏻

If I were a better gay I'd put them on the sewing machine and raise the hem.

home from work/time for *you* to get to work. #humpday and all that, y’know. 😏

mhmm

National underwear day you say?

3 weeks into my bulk!

Tbf there's something very sensual about salad.

Kage@kagenyc.bsky.social · 5h ago

Coworkers were confused when I said that I raw-dogged my arugula last night because they associate that with a sexual experience. But to be fair I don’t know what it’s going to do to my ass in the next few days.

When a guy tells me he has huge balls

A top, a bottom, and a slutty vers

hey butt boys. did u know that chia seeds have a WHOPPING 10 grams of fiber per serving? try finding fun ways to incorporate some chia into ur diet! happy hump day 🥰

donnie george@donniegeorge.bsky.social · 9h ago

waiting for @pfunksahunk.bsky.social’s fiber facts today

oh no i dropped my bag of chia seeds on the other side of this bed 😱 guess i better go grab it 🫡

had a wonderful day at lake

Happy #humpday 🍑

What a coincidence! It’s my birthday, National Underwear Day, and hump day all at once 😝🎂

Tbf there's something very sensual about salad.

Kage@kagenyc.bsky.social · 5h ago

Coworkers were confused when I said that I raw-dogged my arugula last night because they associate that with a sexual experience. But to be fair I don’t know what it’s going to do to my ass in the next few days.

wisconsin is for gay cheese and lesbian beer.

Steven@evensteven27.bsky.social · 6h ago

Ohio is for lesbians, not gay men

Happy Hump Day! #Humpday #hump_day

Happy hump day you gorgeous lot 🥵 Today was a bit of a speedrun before work, need for seed edition 👀😂

it’s amazing that there are ostensibly famous British people i never know about until they die and are remembered as a pedophile

Hump Day 🐪 🐪

Might be a little purple obsessed 💜 Tomorrow 5pm GMT

#1 perk of being tall: whenever my meat gets too heavy I can just rest it on your counter 😇 #gay

Anyway I’m a cyborg now For those wondering, the nerve/muscle responsible for dorsiflexion in my right foot simply… stopped responding with no immediate cause. Xray, neurological/physical exams and ultrasound clear. Discharged with an orthotic and a referral for a spine and leg MRI.

Was really hoping to get fucked yesterday but no dice 🍑🍑🍑🍑

would you believe they’re making me wear all this in this heat

Naturally Nude 😌

#posthog

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