OH: "Why are they asking me for my social security number? They all got leaked recently, they should know it."
penguinite
@penguinite.dev
Software engineer (for fun, and complex moral reasons), 🇩🇰dk. he/him. I exist to confuse or be confused. https://penguinite.dev
What I love is how these animals are going to be the new names for currency. "That'll cost ya - three hogs and a puffin, mate." "That place is too pricey - they charge an arm and a badger."
Sarah Creighton @saraita101.bsky.social · 3d agoThere's a time and a place for a Hedgehog
Crossed off a bucket list item to attend Comic Con in a handmade costume. Had a great time, made friends, and I'm completely wiped out 🥹 life is short. Be a nerd, be free
> "Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" > "No." > ... "Wait, can he do that?"
Gonna make an IOSYS Overdrive parody about class methods, call that shit "Override"
"For the lack of a better Word", I am gonna stop you right there, we do have a better Word and it's LibreOffice.
> Look for apps to self-host > See interesting app > It's distributed only as dockerfile every time.
> the FTC's DAEO, Lorielle Pankey, [...] recommended that Lina Khan recuse herself from the case with Meta Platforms to avoid the appearance of bias; [...] Pankey was later revealed to have owned Meta stock at that time. Wow, a "neutral third party" turns out to not be that, lmao.
Life hack: /dev/null is the most concurrent, cheapest, high-performance, high-data-loss database system for Linux. Storing all your company data there is highly recommended.
I do find it kinda funny that the "Compilation" page for Ardour says it's not frequently updated. They're really trying their hardest to make it complex to compile their app, but it won't stop me!
So glad I'm never gonna be famous, that way I can keep on shitposting without fear.
I love the tiktoks of people mixing random cleaning products together, "If I mix two products together, surely it'll make a product more effective than the both of them!" WRONG! MUSTARD GAS!
> This slogan is not a formal commitment, and in fact the USPS may delay mail during bad weather.[6][7][8][9][10][11][12] lmao, the number of references
Claude build me a time machine to bring me back to simpler times, no mistakes please.
"You can just put whatever you want here and people will believe it and post it everywhere." -- Albert Einstein
still laughing at how piers morgan gets criticized once and storms off lmao.
Age verification is such a fucking cop out. "Sorry, we can't design our algorithms to be less toxic to everyone, nor can we impose a duty of care to *all* users, so we'll just start screwing up only the adults instead. x"
my 21 year old steam account is apparently not proof enough since I could apparently have registered it when I was -3 years old
Stop blaming yourself for your own failings, learn to blame Cloudflare instead.
Currently imagining a tech bro who thinks "XSS" is a superset of "CSS"
> Be advised that his section gets fairly dark. If you are not somewhat informed about the state of the planet before reading this, you will not have a good day. Excuse me, this is an Introduction to C# book, what.
ok??? just don't install it i guess, even though that's what I asked for?
"The more the problem was analyzed, the sillier the solutions became." -- John Hostettler
My productivity on my personal projects rises proportionally to the amount of deadlines I have.
There's a unique kind of dreadfulness when arguing with climate deniers, like I would love for the planet to be fine as you think but it's not! It really is on fire, and I need you to wake up and realize that before we both burn.
They say "Life is full of lessons" and I guess they're right because I just learned a valuable lesson named "thermal shock" by pouring hot water into my favorite mug and having it explode. I hate these lessons.