Penrose23

@penrose23.bsky.social

Read my twisted filth on DA!

cw: stuffing | belching \\\\\\\\\\ Me after I ate so much (fucking) shit on the 4th of july (I said I wouldn't and then I did).

"Heya, Professor! Catch the campus barbecue last night? I was handing out the food! Didn't have much myself, though. Hm? Though you heard *explosions* from over here? A-And furious screaming? My, how curious... Accident with some straggler fireworks, maybe? L-let's investigate together!"