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raised by Liberation Theology activists, corrupted by sweaty-palmed gamers in the fraught oughties | he/him/pattycakes | recovering airhead | world's #1 fussbudget | Dearborn shall outlive cringe boomers
An Iranian mother gave her martyred daughter's necklace to an Iraqi girl during the 100-kilometer (62-mile) Arbaeen pilgrimage walk. I was so sad today for no reason I could name, but this made me genuinely happy. There is still so much goodness in the world.
"...My commitment to Jewish safety is the same commitment that I have to the safety of my own daughters." Maybe, some day? Jewish&Christian electeds will reassure Muslim constituents losing their families in vicious US-Israeli bombing. For now, only Muslim electeds continually explain themselves.
white liberals see everyone as a victim -- themselves most of all -- with the exception of those whom our immeasurable imperial might actively aims to annihilate
“Michigan could’ve had the nice LADY 💃🏻 with the funny LAUGH 😝 & the indefatigably INFECTIOUS energy 😷 but just had to surrender to its base IMPULSES 🕌 and that’s how come Dearborn went mask-off sharia 👹; in the meantime i shall conduct a WELLNESS CHECK 👩🏻⚕️ on Debbie Stabenow later this evening 🩻”
1: VBNMW libs taking a pause to reflect on the grievous errors in their ways; their reflexive Islamophobia, their demonization of candidates who stand against hegemonic hubris & their stubborn adherence to the status quo 2: the same libs moments later concluding that self-examination is barbarous
1: VBNMW libs taking a pause to reflect on the grievous errors in their ways; their reflexive Islamophobia, their demonization of candidates who stand against hegemonic hubris & their stubborn adherence to the status quo 2: the same libs moments later concluding that self-examination is barbarous
El-Sayed is wrestling coach unc, Mamdani is early access to Lego sets unc
“Michigan could’ve had the nice LADY 💃🏻 with the funny LAUGH 😝 & the indefatigably INFECTIOUS energy 😷 but just had to surrender to its base IMPULSES 🕌 and that’s how come Dearborn went mask-off sharia 👹; in the meantime i shall conduct a WELLNESS CHECK 👩🏻⚕️ on Debbie Stabenow later this evening 🩻”
Alanis Morisette without a peephole for a peephole without Alanis Morisette
seeing multiple online pop psychologists claim that post-Perez PTSD can be ameliorated by playing 10 minutes of Tetris
“even Richard Nixon has posted hole” - Neil Young
A lot of people are going to try and insist in about six hours that being outspent by tens of millions of dollars and winning by five to possibly fifteen points is actually not that big of a deal
rehearsals for "Stop the Steal 2044" already well underway
really enjoyed both: “The Arabs” begins in 1517 with the Ottoman Empire imposing its will on the Mamluks & traces the multitude of nationalist & Islamist mvmts of 20th cent ME. “The Great War” is about the Ottoman Empire’s disintegration post-WWI & the calamitous fallout of Britain’s false promises
big man says “Abdul for US Senate” i don’t make the rules
NEW: Israel has imprisoned an American teen. Soldiers raided Adam's West Bank home right before his sister’s grad party. They ignored his US passport. As they took him, they blew kisses at his mom. Adam is now the second American in Israeli prison. Trump just hosted Netanyahu for the eighth time.
Israel Has Imprisoned a 16-Year-Old Palestinian-American Boy for Two Weeks
Adam Karakrah is one of at least two Americans in Israeli prison – both held while Trump hosted Netanyahu for the eighth time.
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frantic Haley Stevens text messages imploring unwitting constituents to contribute $5 to her ill-fated campaign in the waning hours of a generational humiliation ritual
may the day bring you the wonderment & whimsy of Kathleen Turner festooned in Baby Geniuses™️ merchandise
the mayonnaise-faced welcome committee of the "enjoy the camps" coalition of dipshit ne'er-do-well liberalism
Michael Low@mlow29.bsky.social · 2d agoDearborn should be part of El-Sayer’s base. Or are some Trump voters sitting this primary out?
may the day bring you the wonderment & whimsy of Kathleen Turner festooned in Baby Geniuses™️ merchandise
mfer looks like Baby Jane & Blanche somehow mated
The Athletic@theathletic.com · 4d agoSpeaking for the first time since ralliers began assembling in support of her stance against transgender participation in women’s sports, Indiana Fever guard Sophie Cunningham said this was an opportunity for the WNBA to uphold its values of diversity and inclusion. nyti.ms/4fHr4Qn
discomfiting cracker in chief descended from the rarified heavens to smear the Muslim man for daring to breathe & to cynically drive a wedge between Michigan's Black & Brown voters
frantic Haley Stevens text messages imploring unwitting constituents to contribute $5 to her ill-fated campaign in the waning hours of a generational humiliation ritual
