(Shakespere voice) Skibidi, skibidi, skibidi... like so many toilets!

Hole #6: Your disc has landed on a poorly concealed trap, roll for dexterity

It’s really starting to grind me down

When Justice is blind, bad guys take the fifth. When justice is corrupt, good guys take the fifth. Feel free to share.

Infusing vodka with foraged wormwood and mugwort. Feel like an absolute witch, love it. Eeee-hee-heee!

Looney Tunes Witch's Evil Laugh

ALT: Looney Tunes Witch's Evil Laugh

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Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

Seagull With Diarrhea Barely Makes It To Crowded Beach In Time https://theonion.com/seagull-with-diarrhea-barely-makes-it-to-crowded-beach-1819574572/

Yeah no thanks. Id like a f@$^#&@ affordable house. Maybe the ability to to retire. Also maybe a planet that isn't on fire. Not being catered to. Being SOLD to.

lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2w ago

fellow millennials, let's take a second to appreciate how great it feels to be in the prime marketing demographic catered to by all of the culture. I get now why boomers wanted it to last forever

Så typiskt Sverige:

Högern kämpar bara för "personlig frihet" som skadar andra: Äta kött, köra bil Högern kämpar bara emot personlig frihet som inte drabbar andra: T.ex. vara homosexuell, trans, eller sexuellt fri som kvinna

There are only two dichotomies; a true one and a false one.

"Pain is just mortality leaving the perineum." Words to live by.

The Onion@theonion.com · 3w ago

‘Time To Become Immortal,’ Announces RFK Jr., Exposing Perineum Atop Solar Tower

Ernst Frakes? #ernstfrakes

This is total insanity. Words fail to explain how anyone let alone a plurality of voters thought giving an obviously demented person control of the most powerful government in the world was a good idea. We will be lucky to come out the other side of this alive.

@rubenbolling.bsky.social , amazing as always: www.gocomics.com/tomthedancin... #chuckle #chortle #guffaw

Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for July 10, 2026 | GoComics

Read Tom the Dancing Bug—a comic strip by creator Ruben Bolling—for today, July 10, 2026, and check out other great comics, too!

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I'm so fucking metal.

I don’t think a country should be run by people where you can’t tell if they’re dead or dying or missing or mentally incompetent to stand trial. I think those should be easy “no” answers

USA har gått från att ha varit den häftiga kusinen alla ville vara som till den gaggiga gamla rasistfarbrorn som sitter i ett hörn med dålig andedräkt på familjeträffen. Grattis! 💐🇺🇸

Q: what do you call a really good thai soup? A: thom ka god-DAMN!

happy Franz Kafka Is Too Tired day (est 1914) to all who celebrate! "July 1. Too tired."

Om Sveriges regering bryr sig om demokratins framtid i Sverige bör de ta efter Spanien. www.lbc.co.uk/article/span...

Spanish government ‘quietly bans use of Palantir’ in critical state systems over fears of national security leaks | LBC

Spain has started quietly banning companies from signing contracts with controversial US tech firm Palantir amid security fears.

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BladeoftheSun@bladeofthes.bsky.social · last mo.

Following in the footsteps of France and Switzerland's Government who banned Palantir from Government contracts, Spain has now banned Palantir from signing ANY contracts in Spain. Lets get Palantir OUT.

Satan? Not today. #wordle

Report: That’s Enough Soccer For Now https://theonion.com/report-thats-enough-soccer-for-now/

Favorite and most often used irl.

Preeti Chhibber@runwithskizzers.bsky.social · last mo.

Everyone tell me your favorite Mel Brooks bit. Could be of himself or something from one of his movies or a speech, everything funny counts Mine changes, but right now I think it may be this tiny moment in Robin Hood Men in Tights. The incredulous, “you changed it *to* latrine?” WRECKS me lmao

“You cannot make billions of dollars without hurting lots of people. And you can’t hurt lots of people without, in some sense, believing that they’re not really people.” Corey Doctorow

“If Democrats win, Congress will do its job again” is a wild message from the current Speaker of the House

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social · last mo.

Johnson: If we lose the midterms, these Democrats will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they'll go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, friends, half of you in this room will be targeted. I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you.

Lobbyist: "We need to make a choice! Climate or AI! We might lose to..." Me: *smacks climate button Lobbyist: "But we have to open the conversa..." Me: *punches climate button Lobbyist: "But our competitive..." Me: *JUMPS UP AND DOWN ON CLIMATE BUTTON www.politico.eu/article/euro...

Europe must choose between AI and climate goals, data center lobby says

Tech sector says only carbon-emitting gas plants are reliable enough today to power the EU’s AI goals.

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[Indiana Jones voice] This belongs in a McSweeney's!

Dr Michele V@micheleveldsman.bsky.social · last mo.

“I have done all of the things that one is supposed to do to earn a tenure-track position. And I have done approximately 85% of them by typing prompts into a large language model and then moderately editing the output.” 🤣🤣🤣 brilliant 👌🏽 open.substack.com/pub/inprepar...

Garffeld

Riktigt fin midsommar!