If you’re the Mariners fan in Colorado who gave Laz and Michael these T-shirts, good job they love them (Michael is mad Laz wasn’t wearing his today; I fear Laz’s might not fit)
When the chicken you’re roasting gets up to pee
Current situation: chicken in the oven and watching Notre Dame with a 10-0 lead! 🏈🍀🍗
Don’t mind me, I’m just crying here on my lunch break reading condolences from strangers on my oddly-viral doggy death post
We lost our dear Thor pup yesterday. 11 beautiful years with this boy. He was the best big brother to my kids, and practically raised them - good dog Carl-style. Hearts are heavy over here today. RIP Thor, you legend 💔
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
I’d like to see the game Goldeneye made into a movie. So like there’s two aspects of the original movie but the rest of the movie is just the levels of the game including multiplayer. James Bond running around The Complex going “Where am I! Fuck!”
I just got back from a St. Helens block party and found out the Blazers signed Sochan and the Mariners traded Castillo… Sochan is not the shooter we’re looking for, but at least the Mariners cleared the way for their starting pitchers
Should’ve sold the team to Ryan and Rob, wtf were they thinking
Love me some Javier Bardem. All his films I’ve seen are entertaining. His characters are so intense, so fascinating. He’s really good in Cape Fear which I’m currently watching. Seems to be a good dude too
...and the award for most impressive celebrity at The World Cup goes to Javier Bardem.
This is Bilbo. We brought him home yesterday. He’s not a huge fan of fireworks, turns out.
A rim-attacking lineup I’m gonna wanna see: Scoot Ja Shae Tou Rob
Do the Blazers have enough star power now to get a Christmas Day game 🤔
Ja is undeniably talented, but there’s a certain kindness/decency disparity in this trade. The fit will be… interesting. Farewell, Jerami and Kris