In bed being kept awake by sirens, wishing that cyclists would stop wearing headphones so we could lower the volume
Pannier Peter 🚲
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Asking for the owala on the bedside table like oh goddess please share with me the sacred nightwater vessel
Yeah just gather it up into a pile on the sidewalk that's probably fine
Un dimanche après-midi à l'Île du Nord
A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of Northerly
I'm always surprised by how slowly drivers go over the speed bumps on Dearborn. I'm gonna hit that at 12mph on my bike no problem, but apparently that is far too fast for most SUV drivers.
Got to radius early tonight because the show was only 8-12. The crowd was super loose, the opening DJ was just a backlit silhouette spamming the same dance move, the visuals were on a ~3 minute loop. Truly felt like I was in a videogame club 😎
Man I love biking but ngl a lot of the bike trips I take on city streets during the summer are straight up harrowing. Oh cool a guy is driving down wells behind me in the bike lane with a modded car honking? Oh sweet, someone is driving the wrong direction on Dearborn in the bike lane? Love it!
Chicago has so many types of beach, it's incredible
I’ve found the ~beach
Uggggh my ritual site video did too well on TikTok, now it would be irresponsible of me to not organize a pagan ritual
Going to the gym on a Friday night is such a depressing experience. Passed like 500 people out with their friends on my walk here. You might think it's just a bunch of dedicated gymgoers but those people go in the morning. Nah it's just a bunch of dudes dedicated to failing to make social plans.
How many fully nude divvy riders did you all see riding in WNBR? I imagine more than 0 but less than 10. I've heard in person and online from people being like "divvy is gross, people ride those naked!" TikTok just showed me a woman Clorox wiping a divvy citing WNBR as the reason lol
From Michigan Ave to the highway, Ontario Street is 5 lanes wide with only 3 travel lanes. I genuinely think the road would be safer if they just said fuck it, street parking on both sides. The "right turn lane" just gets used as a "I'm unstable & driving as fast as possible" lane and I hate it.
Another dogshit ticket buying experience, hell yeah I love going to concerts in the big 2026
Pretty cool that TikTok shows you exactly how many hours of human life your post has wasted
Help me, I laid down on my couch and I can't find the motivation to get up
There are a weird number of people at my gym who just don't push the revolving door when they enter it. It's rude AND confusing like... we're at the gym but the door is too much of a lift?
🤣 is the #1 emoji for people who are in denial about being in the middle of a crashout
Collecting all my skin flakes to use in lieu of parmesan cheese later
My magnum opus FYI (my schedule & the weather finally aligned like a week after seeing a picture of Americas Courtyard for the first time)
5 hidden gems for hosting your next coven meeting