Post modern coffee table book idea: the entire book is just a set of full-page time lapse photos of Marie eating every single thing on this cover starting immediately after the cover photo was taken
Van Weasel@vanweezer.myatproto.social · yesterdayThey posed for a photo moments later...
This is a fundamental asymmetry of American politics. Imagine a Democrat talking about rural America this way. And yet somehow the conventional wisdom is that Democrats are mean and condescending to rural voters and is based completely on vibes
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2d agoTrump: "Look at the blue cities. What do they have in common? They're all dirty. They're filthy dirty. Their streets are dirty. Their streets smell. Their storefronts are broken. Their trees are all gross. Everything about the place is dirty. It's really all of them."
Starting the nicotine patches tonight so if I never come back you can just know that it's because I've destroyed my life
@katebevan.com could you check in with Daphne about cancelling Friday.
Looking at AI today one thing we probably got wrong about the coming robot apocalypse is how goofy it's going to be.
Are there any jobs where you can take like three to five little naps over the course of a workday? Besides CEO or President of the United States please
Starting to wonder if AI as we know is going to wind up being essentially a really high quality spell checker and proofreader with a few niche applications in programming and medicine.
This sure seems to me something that should be pretty easy to investigate and start dragging people from FEMA in front of Congress to explain how this happened
Murshed Zaheed@murshedz.bsky.social · last wk.“Trump has rejected disaster aid for Democratic-run states at the highest rate in the 47-year history of the Federal Emergency Management Agency.” Right now people in blue states are basically paying federal taxes as if they’re colonized territories of red states. www.politico.com/news/2026/03...
My wife and family have been taken hostage by the EA Launcher.
My super power is when the humidity hits 100% I die
The fact that the rich and powerful can permanently delay any semblance of consequences is an existential crisis.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · last wk.Alex Jones, who has not paid a single cent to the Sandy Hook families despite owing them $1.4 billion, has been in a $3,000 per night suite in Hawaii for the last few weeks illegally using the InfoWars accounts to boost his traffic. Today he said there's going to be a national draft in three weeks.
It feels like every day there's more shit all over my work computer begging me to use AI. To write an email I have to disregard at least three different prompts offering to write the email for me.
don't ever talk to me or my large innocent son again
When that rich kid plead not guilty and his defense was that he was insane because he was rich - "affluenza" - people laughed it off as a rich kid trying to get off, and it was, but I feel like we missed an opportunity for a mainstream discourse about how being rich literally poisons your brain
Better Things Are Possible@internethippo.bsky.social · last wk.Once you have a lot of money it becomes easier to get more money by doing nothing, which disincentivizes work. This is why all our billionaires post insane bullshit all day. If they had to work they'd be too busy to act like this, doubly benefiting society
Hey Duolingo mind your own fucking business how about that
On bluesky we find new ways to express thousand-year old adages like "is a bird in the hand worth two in the bush" and then argue about them all day. This is called praxis.
Sources confirm that this guy does not want to cook tonight
I'm not joking when I say that the low level staff around him are in legitimate danger. I would place a decent bet that at least one of them is going to be indicted by Trump's Justice Department for messing up his lighting as an act of communist sabotage or something before this is all over.
Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social · 2w agoTrump complains his chair is shorter than a member of his cabinet: "They gave me the lowest seat I've ever sat in."
Doing this but just so every single one of my posts gets at least one like
Dexerto@dexerto.bsky.social · 2w agoAnti-aging influencer Bryan Johnson says scientists have created a clone of him that will be used to replace his organs in the future He says "baby-bryan" lives in a petri dish for now
I want the medical examiner to announce my cause of death in the form of a Wordle. If that's not possible then I'll settle for a crossword. Absolute last resort is a word find.
My guess is McConnell is alive just in much worse shape than they're saying. I just can't imagine that it's possible to hide the corpse of a Senator without it leaking, especially because there's no overwhelming or even significant advantage to them doing so.
They can pry my months-long open "History of China" Wikipedia tab from my cold dead hands
Workers of the world unite but this landscaping guy working immediately outside of my office window can honestly go fuck himself
Taking my ethics training so does anyone want to buy me lunch before I get to that part
I'm not the only one that winds up watching an X Files whenever a joke with this format makes the rounds right
Rob Sheridan@rob-sheridan.com · 2w agoMULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
Oh yeah and what am I supposed to do about the 40-50 feral Chinese monkey pig hybrids that run through my yard every day
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
