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Pez is Minnesotan

@pezyes.lol

Chaotic costume creature. She/her. #WheelOfTime, among others. Opinions are purely my own & not that of my potato, but MAY be the opinions of the Great Potato Conglomerate. John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage winner together with my neighbors. PFP by Memo!

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Anil Dash@anildash.com · yesterday

I hope everyone in Minneapolis feels like tonight is a warm, loving hug from an entire grateful country. We made you a hotdish out of votes, to say thank you.

Pez is Minnesotan@pezyes.lol · 4d ago

To the exasperated parent who just fished their child in a raccoon onesie out of my garbage can while telling them they had to stop diving into every can they see: you made my night 😂

Alex Zalben@azalben.bsky.social · 7d ago

I'm really fucking devastated right now so instead here's the picture Patrick Stewart posted nearly 13 years ago to the day with the caption "happy halloween" of him dressed as a giant lobster in a bathtub.

Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster in a bathtub
Pez is Minnesotan@pezyes.lol · 2w ago

The real question is why are they all writing about it? Did these reporters kids cut them off, or is there someone else directing this coverage with their money?

Elle Ess@viamarsala18.bsky.social · 3w ago

I was going to post these pics from my morning walk earlier, like when I got home from walking, but then I saw the news and crashed all the way out. So here are two nice pictures of glorious yards in northeast!

A yard in which a giant coppery-bronzey triceratops stature is surrounded by a flower bed. Atop the triceratops, for the season, sits a skeleton with one arm pointed forward as if directing the triceratops toward their destiny.Another yard in northeast with a fence made of bikes. Not broken apart bikes, full, standing upright bikes. All the bikes are close together with a gate in between the ones nearest the sidewalk. The bike to the right of the sidewalk has the house’s mailbox. Some of the bikes also have buckets attached to the seats. The homeowner also landscaped them with woodchips and plants.
Daniel Suitor@danielsuitor.com · 4w ago

Businesses will spend endless amounts of money on Ivy League MBAs and marketing consultancies that sound like Bond villain front companies to manufacture moments for their products, but none of that bullshit can beat the heat you get from a bunch of goons suckin down Hamms at Stump Party

Several months later, Stomberg learned — along with scores of other online St. Paulites — that The Jacket was a St. Paul Saints merch item dubbed the St. Paul Saints Hipster Corduroy Jacket. Sales exploded during the depths of Operation Metro Surge when a bunch of guys wore The Jacket to a February event held outside a St. Paul queer soccer bar where they took turns chopping away at a stump. (More on that later.) Just how explosive are sales? Since The Jacket’s debut in the summer of 2025, the Saints have sold of 441 of them and, for now, there are none available for sale. For some context, the team moved a total of 139 jackets — a Pride windbreaker, a skater jacket and Columbia jacket among them — in 2025. For much of this year, The Jacket was the top grossing item across all of Minor League Baseball.
Ross Raihala (Alpha Male) 🌈@rossraihala.bsky.social · 4w ago

I wrote a column about The Jacket. “There are a lot of people wearing it who have been through a thing, you know? Even if they weren’t doing it together, we went through it together.” (gift link)

Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫@lookitup.baby · 4w ago

I feel terrible asking this, but my debit card got stolen and I don’t currently have the funds in my account to cover some upcoming payments while I sort the dispute out with the bank. If anyone could help spot me, I would really appreciate that! V: @Ian-Coldwater CA: $iancoldwater PP: @coldwater

Pez is Minnesotan@pezyes.lol · last mo.

The fact that this is recognized by someone who understands how serious that is, and yet many of us were told we still had to keep working and coming in to our jobs, even if our only access was through targeted systems... Fuck.

Elena @misseleneous.bsky.social · last mo.

A preview of research from law professor and former UN Special Rapporteur, who said she was initially unsure if could apply international standards of *crimes against humanity* onto what happened in MN this winter. And came away from the research absolutely certain that it was.

Elena @misseleneous.bsky.social · last mo.

Which, I mean, yes. We lived that. We witnessed it. But still, the validation of that label is powerful. The confirmation of the pervasiveness of the “systematicity” of the attack and messaging. So important

Elena @misseleneous.bsky.social · last mo.

A preview of research from law professor and former UN Special Rapporteur, who said she was initially unsure if could apply international standards of *crimes against humanity* onto what happened in MN this winter. And came away from the research absolutely certain that it was.

Wedge LIVE!™@wedge.live · last mo.

Twin Cities residents have been warned to expect intermittent cell service outages due to the high volume of moms texting about Rachel Maddow coming to St Paul November 13.

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