birbyatta

@pfaerie.bsky.social

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your crazy ass stupid post just fucked up the whole world . hope it was worth the likes. hope youre enjoying the clicks

Hey guys I'm really excited to join you on your quest but I noticed that when you recruited me the usual jingle played a lot slower and in a lower key like you guys weren't happy that I was joining the party.

People will always say they’re your friend and they support you no matter what but then they’ll say some toxic shit to you like “you have to let go of the cursed amulet, it’s changing who you are” and “don’t let its power corrupt you” all because they want the amulet for themselves

out of nowhere my kid laughed and said "I'm having a great time with you people" which might be the funniest thing you can say in a room containing only your parents

i feel like although fengqing seem like they would be uber kinky (constantly at each other's throats, getting into physical fights, but also ride or die) they would actually be really vanilla and nice to each other in bed, meanwhile hualian the sappiest couple of all time are complete freaks

i don't think id ever get trampled in a crowd setting . when im surrounded by thousands of panicked men and women i tend to play it smart