The entire reason Whole Foods exists is to escape the likes of me buying 8 bags of Funyuns and a Slim Jim
Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 6h agoA really funny complaint about the Zohran discount grocery store idea is that non-poor people could use it when there’s a grocery store half a mile from my grocery store that has everything cost 20% more that rich people go to because they don’t want to shop with normal people.
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 8h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
Martin O'Neill in hospital after being blown clean off the toilet by explosive diarrhea and it getting all in his eyes and mouth
Would advise any of our American pals reading this to not follow Hearts, unless your favourite thing about life is it's grinding, unrelenting misery
Bill Connelly@espnbillc.bsky.social · 12h agoSo you've fallen in love with soccer. Now what? For the burgeoning American soccer fan, here's a guide, full of obvious (Haaland plays for City, always watch Barca) and less obvious steps (you'll love Trabzonspor and Bodø/Glimt), for loving European club football, too. www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Guys, The Telegraph are at home crying into their gilets that you pointed out correctly their dead friend Rod Liddle was a wife beating racist self confessed paedophile, I hope you're proud of yourselves
Mic Wright@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 17h agoI was wondering why I’d got 19 clickthroughs from The Daily Telegraph…
Spending this morning explaining to the company vice president about the talking dog on That's Life
So what do you do man? Well I work for ICE… That’s uhhh interesting. Tell me more. I’m also a Disney Adult. Get the fuck out of my house.
talia jane@taliajane.bsky.social · 2d agoAnother person conducting ICE abductions in New Jersey has been identified: Mike Smith of Warrington, PA, described by Jersey Counterinfo as “41 years, is married, is a homeowner, has two children, and is a Disney Adult.” He evidently is a U.S. Marshal: jerseycounterinfo.noblogs.org/nj-ice-agent...
This is an opinion, alright. I mean it's the opinion of a roaring fucking imbecile, but an opinion all the same.
USA TODAY Opinion@usatodayopinion.usatoday.com · 3d agoOpinion: Mamdani's idea may sound appealing, but it's NYC taxpayers who will take the hit, subsidizing discounts they may never even use.
I've only seen 7 of these films and given 3 of them are about wee goblins I doubt that will change
"then die" ugly guy with huge teeth dot jaypeg
Donie O’Sullivan@donie.bsky.social · 3d ago"I am not going to be in the same party with Hasan Piker ... if he becomes a force in the Democratic Party, I am out of here," James Carville says on Fox this morning. Reminder: The Left Insurgency airs tonight on CNN at 8p ET.
Is there a single fucking picture of this prick where he looks like he's enjoying this? Like fucking royalty it's his duty to take over. I'd look more comfortable in a fucking Hearts away kit
Dan Sohege@danielsohege.bsky.social · 3d agoEven Home Office's own analysis shows tougher measures force more people into longer, more dangerous routes and exploitation. Tackling smugglers starts with ensuring people don't have to use them. Meanwhile, Labour's own policies mean more people are forced to use them. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Cats are edgy. Super edgy. So edgy when you're 65 years old
Anyway, the inability/refusal of Americans to accurately remember anything that happened more than a week ago renders any kind of debate about this pointless. People are arguing from the standpoint of something that literally did not happen. You might as well debate them about Narnia.
Greatest American golfer of all time. Get him on their Ryder Cup team. Easy win! Make it happen!
@davidbastin12.bsky.social · 3d agoAye right you are pal!!!!
it's that plus a pretty large amount of "we cannot let these people into politics" - even where a muslim candidate tries to avoid the issue (mamdani) it's all israel all the time whenever one of us runs. you'd think they'd see it but i genuinely think a lot of them dont
#StupidSuez@diplomatofnight.com · 3d agoIt's rarely ever said so outright but basically the thesis of the Stevens surrogates as of today is that Arab Americans cannot possibly have any legitimate grievances about someone who is openly and proudly supportive of a country that kills their families lol
"Scottish friction, Scottish fiction" Yeah dot gif
I only moved to the US in 2017 and I'd yelp with delight if the prick died either by his own hand or natures
Widow's Bay DSA@gonebabygone.bsky.social · 3d agoJames Carville isn’t even good at what he got famous for anymore (folksy bullshit that appeals to consultants who think southern people are some kind of pixie), now he just goes on TV to go “you’d probably be happy if I killed myself”
Generation Terrorists, Gold Against the Soul, Holy Bible is quite literally the only one. All bands should do two albums then split up. This is my unchangeable view. You won't do better after the first two. No one has. Except New Order. Ok. BUT.
Mia Murphy 🏳️⚧️@miamurphy.com · 4d agoWhat's the best three album run from a band? (the correct answer is Moving Pictures, Signals, and Grace Under Pressure by Rush, but I'm excited to learn second place)
Well of course where I grew up just had to be different
Jester mouse@jestermouse.bsky.social · 3d agoWeather summary for Corstorphine, Edinburgh for July 2026. Despite the heatwave, July 2026 was on average 0.2°C cooler and 4.07mm drier than July 2025.
