When you realise one of the best actors is actually pretty lazy when choosing his parts! #ChristianBale #Batman #AmericanPsycho #HollywoodScoop #ActorsLife
Philip Simon Comedian
@philipscomedy.bsky.social
I have 2 amazing opinions. All children are my own! 🎗️BRING🎗️THEM🎗️HOME🎗️NOW!🎗️ https://linktr.ee/PhilipsComedy
Sorry to hear that Patricia Routledge has kicked the bouquet! 😢
We really enjoyed having Shall I Compere Thee In A Funny Way? at the @buxtonfringe.bsky.social - would recommend the show to any @edfringe.bsky.social venue. If you have children, School's Out Comedy Club is fantastic - hope you can bring both shows back to us next year!
Philip Simon Comedian@philipscomedy.bsky.social · last yr.Following on from the news that my and Aaron Levene’s long running compilation show, Jew-O-Rama, was being cancelled by Whistlebinkies due to concerns over “staff safety”, yesterday I learnt that my solo show, Shall I Compere Thee in a Funny Way? was being dropped by Banshee Labyrinth. 1/8
Regardless of what you think of the ongoing conflict in the Middle East, this is not a good look for the Edinburgh Fringe, or for the UK. Antisemitism is real, and terrifying. The situation in Gaza is horrific. Both things can be true. Discrimination is not the way to peace, anywhere.
Philip Simon Comedian@philipscomedy.bsky.social · last yr.Following on from the news that my and Aaron Levene’s long running compilation show, Jew-O-Rama, was being cancelled by Whistlebinkies due to concerns over “staff safety”, yesterday I learnt that my solo show, Shall I Compere Thee in a Funny Way? was being dropped by Banshee Labyrinth. 1/8
Following on from the news that my and Aaron Levene’s long running compilation show, Jew-O-Rama, was being cancelled by Whistlebinkies due to concerns over “staff safety”, yesterday I learnt that my solo show, Shall I Compere Thee in a Funny Way? was being dropped by Banshee Labyrinth. 1/8
Posters and flyers from some of our @buxtonfringe.bsky.social shows! Leamprov, Samantha Day, @philipscomedy.bsky.social and Black Liver. Have you seen them in the wild, yet?
We're so excited to have last year's @buxtonfringe.bsky.social Children's Event Award winner back! @philipscomedy.bsky.social returns with SCHOOL'S OUT COMEDY CLUB. Excellent end of term fun where kids take the mic and share their best (and worst) jokes 2025.underthefringe.com/shows/school...
Happy Pride Month to all those who celebrate (which let’s face it, should be all of you!) #Pride #PrideMonth #lgbtq #lgbtqiapride❤️💛💚💙💜 #Ally
For some reason whenever I see Donald Trump making this pose, it’s not the power salute he seems to think it is!
🎉Getting in before the networks get clogged up at midnight to wish everyone a Happy New Tax Year! 🎊
Often accused of not doing enough to keep women safe, it’s good to see the police are finally back on brand!
Look how delighted all the kids are to hear School’s Out Comedy Club is coming back to a number of Fringes this year! Want some more info...? Then...WATCH THIS SPACE! 👀
Oh, right! So he’s no problem when the economy transitions! Double standards!
Sorry mum, we’re now under someone else’s wing!
Podomedy - The Podcast Comedy Network@podomedy.bsky.social · 2y agoJew Talkin' To Me has joined the Podomedy mishpacha 🥯 In this comedy chat show, @rachcreeger.bsky.social and the puntastic @philipscomedy.bsky.social serve up more charm than your mother's chicken soup. What are you waiting for? Subscribe already! 🎙️ shows.acast.com/jewtalkin
Super excited to start our journey with @podomedy.bsky.social after wandering through the #podcast desert with @philipscomedy.bsky.social for what feels like 40 years!
Podomedy - The Podcast Comedy Network@podomedy.bsky.social · 2y agoJew Talkin' To Me has joined the Podomedy mishpacha 🥯 In this comedy chat show, @rachcreeger.bsky.social and the puntastic @philipscomedy.bsky.social serve up more charm than your mother's chicken soup. What are you waiting for? Subscribe already! 🎙️ shows.acast.com/jewtalkin
I wrote a thing about podcasting. www.philipsimon.co.uk/post/the-joy... Have a read...or don't...I can't make you!
The Joys of Podcasting: A Personal Journey with "Jew Talkin' To Me?"
Podcasting is more than just a trend—it's a way for people to connect, laugh, learn, and share stories that matter.
philipsimon.co.uk
I was #TodayYearsOld when I realised ... fuel gauges in cars have an arrow that points to which side of your car you need to fill up your petrol tank! Your turn...
a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying `` mind blown '' while standing in a bar .
ALT: a man in a suit is making a funny face and saying `` mind blown '' while standing in a bar .
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Saturday 8th February @ 8:40pm at the @leicscomedyfest.bsky.social with Jokes on Us at The Real Ale Classroom (Rutland Street) Free entry (PWYW) Either turn up on the night or reserve yourself a free ticket (and protect my sanity by knowing how many people might be coming) from the link in my bio.
When you gig in a cinema and realise the current release of films totally reflects the comedy industry!
New Business Idea: You send me your posts first and I correct the grammar before you post them. No charge, just feel it might help my mental health!
So Donald Trump is the 45th & the 47th President of the USA. Looks like it’ll be pretty easy to crack MAGA’s PIN numbers then!
Always great fans of Dangermouse, the French are delighted to see Le Pen fold! French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen dies at 96 www.bbc.com/news/article...
French far-right politician Jean-Marie Le Pen dies at 96
Le Pen - an unrepentant extremist on race, gender and immigration - founded the far-right National Front in 1972.
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Time to retire this pun then: People in Canada eat gluten-free bread. Except in the prime minister‘s house where it’s just in true dough! 🪦 #JustinTrudeau
Like many of you I decided to round up 2024 but all I got was 2025! #HappyNewYear
🎄🎵I don't want a lot for Christmas🎵🎄 There is just one thing I need Just so I can put the presents underneath the Christmas tree I just want all that you owe More than you could ever know Make my wish come true Pay my bloody invoices, yoo hoo! 🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄🎶🎄
Trying to think of acceptable things to call a guru. #shamenname
CALLING ALL COMEDIANS* T'is the season to flog your merch! I'm starting a thread here for anyone who's got some merch that would be ideal for stocking-fillers. I’ve done this before and it was very successful and a great way to remind people to support small businesses. *All freelancers welcome
Great day Friday at @mcmcomiccon.bsky.social Birmingham with the awesome DorksnOrks @miramanga.bsky.social @katemccabe.bsky.social @philipscomedy.bsky.social
My friend just said on Facebook that he's a bugler in the army. I liked his Last Post.