Mike McPhil
@philkensebben.bsky.social
Worthless trash. Kinda worked at Destructoid. Expect games, terrible jokes, and even worse takes.
Blood Dungeon is out! If you like roguelikes with lots of jumping and climbing, get in my dungeon!! blooddungeon.com #boneup
Some pos did a hit n run on my car and tore off the bumper today. My baby was pristine and now she's white trash. Absolutely zero help worth a damn from the garage or CHP too. Smdh. People can still piss me off. All told, could be way worse, but now I gotta deal with this shit. Ugh. #blutoid
We should all be more like Dolly. One of the very few famous people I adored, not because of her fame or music. But her heart. Fucking worlds a little darker today. #blutoid
So, this is like the ole 90s snooker PC games, but a roguelite bc of course. It's a lot of damn fun however. Theres a demo and phone versions too. Both are a blast (pc and android at least). #blutoid store.steampowered.com/app/4195110/...
Save 20% on Ultrapool on Steam
The pool bar is always open! Ultrapool is a colorful roguelike about playing pool with a bunch of wacky balls with crazy effects. Carefully craft a perfect build and get the craziest trickshots!
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It's a good week with this (Combolands) today and Blood Dungeon tomorrow. #blutoid store.steampowered.com/app/2431080/...
Blood Dungeon on Steam
From the creators of Nidhogg, murder hordes of monsters in this 2D platforming autoshooter with a killer soundtrack. Collect Blood, gold, and bones to increase your powers. Can you survive the Blood D...
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Crux Games - Combolands@cruxgames.bsky.social · 5d agoOur game COMBOLANDS is out NOW on Steam :) and Polygon called it ‘The coolest new roguelike in years’! - Mini citybuilding roguelike - Described as “Balatro x Cities Skylines” - Deep strategy in short bursts - Chain huge combos + break the game
if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation. #blutoid
NeoTurbo@neo-turbo.bsky.social · last wk.if you see this, we implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation. #blutoid
Was eating a salad with a bunch of Romano on it, and had the overwhelming urge to suck some toes. Pic unrelated. #blutoid
Got a friend going through a rough patch right now - storms tore off the roof of his home last week. He's set up a ko-fi to go along with his streaming. Anything you can chip in would be appreciated. ko-fi.com/cjacobslp He's actually doing Terraria right now on his YT. #blutoid
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Stranded in Japan and hunted by assassins? Alex should have stayed in bed... My latest novel, Widow's Web, Necromancer AF 7, is now live on Amazon! www.amazon.com/dp/B0HD9X4GD7
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By the by, long-term community member MG Gallows has a new book out, the 7th in a series. I enjoyed the first three a few years back and meant to read the rest but got distracted. Looking forward to re-reading and catching up. #blutoid
Time for another installment of games that have caught my attention. First up in the thread: Ploink. Plinko on crack with minigames. Make crazy boards, drop your balls and watch numbers soar. #blutoid store.steampowered.com/app/3929350/...
Save 10% on ploink on Steam
A chaotic plinko inspired roguelike with a focus on wacky items and creative setups. Design a board of random crap and fill the screen with balls and numbers. There are no bad items you just gotta fig...
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I just unlocked a new level of being old, that I wasn't aware of: bad hemorrhoids and a strong cough. What an underwear destroying combo. Horrifying really. Pic unrelated #blutoid
Taking the boy to go see Spiderman. Tho calling him a boy is a stretch, as we both are 6' 4" now. Fuckers only 16 too. I made another giant. We are giddy, nerdy giants. Pic unrelated. #blutoid
Wasn't even a restaurant. Local lady on Watt Ave. Used to sell tamales back in the early 00s. 3 for $5. Best I've ever had to this day. I miss dropping a 20, and eating like a farting corn god for a few days.
Chloe N. Clark@pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · last yr.I don't want to hear about your lost loves, tell me about the restaurant food that haunts you because you'll never be able to taste it again