It was over for Max Miller politically when he said his wife couldn’t have been abused because she offered to make him dinner 6 days later. He may not have known it when he said it, but that was the end. You have to be a sick bastard to come up with that as your defense.

The only medal that should be on Donny Two Scoops chest:

Adam Kinzinger@adamkinzinger.substack.com · 22h ago

This is a man who has a hard time looking in the mirror

in re Ray Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains" (which, in the original Martian Chronicles, occurs on today's date), I didn't realize the very first published version of the story, in Collier's magazine, was set in April 1985. (the current edition of Martian Chronicles now sets it in 2057).

Happy There Will Come Soft Rains Day to all who celebrate. (Especially those in Allendale, California.) short-stories.co/@raybradbury...

The Constitution is clear. #SheShed

CARTOON OF THE DAY (if you know who made this let us know)

This is such a perfect analogy I’m angry for not having thought of it. In my defense, though, the year of my birth put me basically in the worst part of this graph.

Kevin D@k-e-v-i-n-d.bsky.social · 4d ago

AI is the lead we're adding to the motor fuel of our technological society.

“Ladies and gentlemen, rock and roll.” MTV goes live 45 years ago today. 🤘🏼 🎸 $VIAC $TWX $PARA

🔥 “I’m so sick and tired of you old people not giving a shit about what we’re telling you. We don’t have a future. We’re telling you what we need and you don’t give a damn.”

To save time, I'm just going to assume that a Scrapie Prevention Team existed and cost a relative pittance annually, but it was DOGE'd last year and as a result we're going to have to spend several hundred million dollars to try to fix this.

Shepherd@neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 5d ago

Fucking scrapie detected in Oregon. My flock just closed. www.aphis.usda.gov/news/program...

Took a day trip to the New Jersey shore town that was my summer stomping ground in the 80s and found a #KevlinHenney in the arcade where I spent a king’s ransom as a kid. @kevlin.bsky.social

The caller on Rand Paul’s virtual town hall is all of us.

I don’t know about you, but I grew up in the shadow of nuclear fucking war, and it was far from carefree.

Me when a book that looks like it could be interesting is advertised via Instagram story, but the link doesn’t take me *directly* to a synopsis:

Anger Inside Out

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SMITE!

To be honest, I couldn’t tell you the exact details beyond the vague “Republican president loots the country for his buddies yet again” because my brain just filters out 90% of Trumpian arghlbbleargabl at this point for my own good.

Timothy McBride@mcbridetd.bsky.social · last wk.

Almost half of Trump voters have not heard of, or cannot explain the One Big Beautiful Bill Act www.politico.com/news/2026/07...

#BlueWaveIn100Days If eligible voters will vote in November and vote for Democrats it‘s very likely they will win the House. We can do the Senate too if enough voters who are disgusted and angry will just go vote for Democrats!

Same energy.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com · 2w ago

NEWS: Ken Paxton's campaign is rolling out his daughter and grandkids to save his "family man" image — while dodging his impeachment testimony on an affair and his wife's divorce filing citing "biblical grounds." The fundraising email didn't even delete the placeholder text before hitting send.

Hi America

Resorting to name calling and then blocking me mid-debate = I was right and you knew it.

The Office Stanley

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Agreed, enough hemming and hawing. @govandybeshear.bsky.social needs to nut up, declare the seat vacant, and appoint someone. We all know if the parties were reversed, a Republican would’ve put an ass in that seat weeks ago and dared anyone to do something about it.

Michael J. Stern@michaeljstern.bsky.social · 2w ago

If Andy Beshear does not push this to a conclusion that either has him appointing McConnell's replacement, or McConnell reappearing, Beshear will be out of Democratic politics. We need rabble-rousers, not the same quiet, proper Dems who keep losing.

The story keeps getting worse. And it started at explosive diarrhea.

Ossoff: "Here's what's going to happen tonight: the world's most famous sore loser will deliver a prime-time presidential sour grapes address to pursue his 6-year-old grievances about the 2020 election, while his war in the Middle East spirals out of control & the cost of living continues to rise.."

What I wouldn’t be surprised to hear the jury foreman say at Luigi’s trial:

Olivia Atwater@oliviaatwater.com · 3w ago

the jury finds the defendant too sexy to convict, your honour

Earliest paleographic evidence for Pac-Man

This country needs more of this energy!

Failgoat@failgoat.bsky.social · 3w ago

my mom was a Rockefeller Republican most of her life. she held her nose and voted for Hillary in 2016 purely out of anti-Trumpism. now, this sweet little retired school social worker talks about Republicans the way Aldo Raine talked about Nazis

NBC and CNN: "We are saddened to hear that Lindsey Graham has passed awa-" Everyone ont he planet: "WHAT THE FUCK, SAM NEILL DIED!? 😔😞"

Live your life so that when you pass, the world reacts like they did for Sam Neill.

RIP Sam Neill. Damn.