secret structures on top of the mountain 🎞️: Kodak TMAX400 (expired)

to prevent overheating, your robot girl's motors are locked out while she is charging.

what if you found a way to solidify sugar free chocolate pudding made by someone whose never had chocolate before and realized the only way to sell something like that is to cash in on the protein trend and rip off no name's branding- then you would have hormbles chormbles - @philo.gay rates it 3/10

contrary to popular belief, shepard's pie was not named for people who herd sheep. it was actually named for astronaut Alan Shepard,,,

i'm on my way home from a metric concert now and i can confirm this is true i didn't spot the oscillating fan on stage, but it may have been behind one of the synthesizers

Aiden Abett@cheatlines.co · 6mo ago

Every Metric song: (speaking into oscillating fan effect on vocal) it's life / or death / a dead ringer / ringing out / outbound / leaving the city *Nokia ringtone.wav* *guitar* *open car door beep* Me every day for 20 years, crying: I KNOW THATS RIGHT!!!!!!!!

invisible light in forest hills 🎞️: Rollei IR film (with 720nm filter)

hang on i need to cyberbully liz about something.

brain noise: literal hot mic with a 48V phantom powered heater,,

you've Magica'd your last Madoka

Kara Buchanan 🏳️‍⚧️@magicariot.com · 3w ago

You've Love'd your last Live

closed island town 🎞️: ærocolor

a hike in vermont 🎞️: ærocolor 100

south of the city center (first one taken in fall river, remaining three in forest hills, boston) 🎞️: kodak gold 200

springtime in mt auburn cemetery 🎞️: Kodak Gold 200 📷: Bronica SQ

at tonight's show, @emperorx.bsky.social proved that the 10,000 Year Earworm To Discourage Settlement Near Nuclear Waste Repositories is not an effective deterrent because not even the man who wrote it could remember all the lyrics

how do dutch anime girls keep the chocoladehagel from falling off their toast as they run out to catch the tram?

if jet lag the game ever do a game in Canada's largest city, it should be called the Toronto Train Competition.

i'll be attending EMFcamp this year! hoping to see some of you there! i'm going to be giving a talk on my linear scanning camera project (exact time tbd, but it will be recorded), which i think some of you may like www.emfcamp.org/schedule/202...

the toki highball is the official cocktail of toki pona speakers because, like the language, it's toki (simple),,

vfio hell is a real place where you will be sent at the first sign of defiance,

okay, what's your impression of philo posts? if it doesn't deal immense psychic damage, you're not trying hard enough

November Kelly@postoctobrist.bsky.social · last mo.

okay fine I have low enough self-esteem to crave engagement. imitate me. hit me with your best november post

@cheatlines.co got another display name idea for you: Molly T. Modal, container shipping expert

to my twisted mind, a smith chart is just a normal chart,,

they call it "yuri" because lesbians want to go to space, like Yuri Gagarin did

they should give the jet lag the game players Sabre GDS access to make weirder travel bookings faster

i was talked into buying and repairing a surplus breathalyzer come read about it if you'd like philo.gay/breath/index...

Getting Talked Into Breathalyzer Repair

a blog post about repairing a surplus breathalyzer and connecting it to a computer (700 words; cw: alcohol)

philo.gay

i was talked into buying and repairing a surplus breathalyzer come read about it if you'd like philo.gay/breath/index...

Getting Talked Into Breathalyzer Repair

a blog post about repairing a surplus breathalyzer and connecting it to a computer (700 words; cw: alcohol)

philo.gay

OH: you're so high-functioning, babe!

OH: bigquery son or mongodb daughter,

building a SCIF just to talk about anime spoilers,,,

dolls who produce music are like "dawawawa"