shoutout to games that let you pause them by smacking spacebar
phoebe conetits
@funkjunkins.bsky.social
phoebe conetits. it/she if you're trans. she/her if you're cis. born in the 1900s. h-index of 1.
“trans ally” after a tranny pisses them off: now look here you little clocky freak i don’t give a shit what you think i wear a pronouns pin at work what more do you want from me
A McDonnell Douglas MD-11, operated by Delta Air Lines, at Zurich-Kloten Airport (Switzerland), on Thursday, August 29, 2002. Photo by Andrew Hunt on JetPhotos: https://www.jetphotos.com/photo/329172.
managed to send one whole message to my doctor and not even walk into traffic everybody say good job feeb
would love to see a study about adhd in trans people and how hrt impacts it. i'm starting to suspect that i managed to mask it and self-medicate with caffeine ok-ish until getting girlpilled. it's been pretty bad for a few years but i can't pinpoint the exact cause.
in woke 2 we're making stimulants over the counter and making the dea pay reparations for every minute i've wasted on this fucking bullshit.
oof owie ouch my head i can't tell if i need aleve or to eat a handful of salt
in plato's allegory of the cave, people spend their whole lives staring at shadows cast on a wall. they have chains around their necks, chains around their ankles, more chains around their wrists, gags in their mouths, electrodes on their thighs, plugs inserted, and wands they can never reach tormen
unironically, infowars should sell cumstack
A Lockheed L-1011-500 Tristar, operated by Air Transat, at Edmonton Int'l Airport (Canada), on Thursday, July 25, 2002. Photo by Kevin Wachter on JetPhotos: https://www.jetphotos.com/photo/26655.
I'm poor, I can't afford a real controller. So fuck you we run stream decks, where there is a will there is a way.
continually frustrated that "plus size" means large-as-in-fat when i need large-as-in-tall >:(
the dog has been very interested in my car the past few days and has been trying to crawl under it periodically. some people might coyote swap their motor but i might need to coyote swap my wiper fluid or coolant or something if u catch my drift.
gotta start being more condescending to the cissexuals.
no cheating post your lock screen
emma celeste@emmaceleste.gay · yesterdayno cheating, post your lock screen
If you say “cracker” your bigotry is showing THE END
i swear i'm not actually upset by this but it's such an offensive thing to hear from these fuckin' guys. yeah it's textbook cissexism but importantly half of these people are raging narcissists. "oh he's just confused" get back to me when you become capable of introspection thanks.
phoebe conetits@funkjunkins.bsky.social · 2d agohas been relayed to me that extended family members i haven't talked to in years think i'm a confused boy chat do i skip this upcoming funeral or crash it?
in insane local news, the 26 year old director of a rocky horror production was arrested for sending threatening messages to himself in order to get the play shut down bc he didn’t want to deal with cast drama www.mynbc5.com/article/rock...
VT musical director of planned 'Rocky Horror Picture Show' created fake threats, police say
The director of a planned production of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" admitted to sending himself threatening texts that eventually got the play canceled out of safety concerns.
mynbc5.com
i cannot get over how funny the moderation tag on this is
USSR Pictures@ussrpictures.bsky.social · 2d ago"Prudery is the enemy of art" - Soviet poster, 1980s
it's a wonderful life except everybody's life becomes better without this guy in them and the guardian angel gets increasingly flustered.
has been relayed to me that extended family members i haven't talked to in years think i'm a confused boy chat do i skip this upcoming funeral or crash it?