Most of a million unhoused in the United States. This is why we here at #phishbeefs applaud those making it a priority to defend the struggles of #phans who can afford Phish tickets and balloons afterwards. Great work.
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@phishbeefs.bsky.social
exploiting #phan drama and entitlement since 2025 #phishbeefs
Whining in defense of AI art? Fuck online bullying that little bastard let's tell the nitrous mafia he made a pretty girl cry so they will freeze his face with gas and shatter it into little pieces. We can all go to a fancy brew pub afterwards and share about our struggles over twenty dollar beers.
phluphph@mitch9cumstein.bsky.social · yesterdayOh yeah it was the loser making fun of people for doing N₂O & others with struggles. Picked on young women. Whined to a girl because she “made fun of his AI art.” He called people sissies while simultaneously deleting his posts after people called him out or proved him wrong. It consumed the day.
Our sponsors the Nitrous Mafia need your help finding that little prick on #phansky who badmouthed their entitled #phan customers for buying enough #icecoldphattys to fund the evil king Wilson's war against the Lizards. On behalf of the #MePhirst movement we thank you for buying N₂O.
phish beefs@phishbeefs.bsky.social · yesterdayPeople selling #icecoldphattys froze a guy's face with gas and shattered it into a bunch of little pieces at a festival some years ago. What kind of jerk says bad stuff about supporting them?
Was this the day #phans decided to stop supporting the violent street gang selling #icecoldphattys to fund the evil King Wilson's war against the Lizards? Heard #phansky piled on someone. Was this the nature of the #phishbeef a week and a half ago?
phluphph@mitch9cumstein.bsky.social · 2w agoBro where were you yesterday? It was a banner day.
Seems we have #tunaphishbeefs in common with this fine gentleman and don't see why we have trouble getting along. Being blocked is always a win in the game of #phishbeefs but we wonder what exactly the #ophphense was leading to our victory?
Thank you @phreba.bsky.social for cutting us off on the quote posts. We realize we were a bit carried away for a while. After this last one right here we promise to stop and seek professional help.
The right lane is for traveling, the left lane is for passing. Stay out of the left lane unless you're passing. #phriendlyreminder
SteelyTom@steelytom1.bsky.social · 5d ago
Homie still trying to get home after phenway…
Only In Boston@onlyinbos.bsky.social · 6d agoI just saw this guy exit the Silver Line in Seaport... 📸: @dncer665
Excuse us, we think you meant to say MDTWF. #phishbeefs
Source Rolls@sourcerolls.bsky.social · 2w agoHot take (not that hot actually): it’s okay to let phish nerds be nerdy about phish, it doesn’t diminish your experience in any way and in fact might slightly add value if you find out they hadn’t played Marmaduke the Wily Ferret in 1,856 shows
Oh, to be a spot of tracking fluid splatted on the fender of a VW bus heading east on the interstate bound for the Meadowlands loaded down with massive quantities of every illicit substance under the sun again. May your head lice all be nixed. Amen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXPl...
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We’ll all block each other in the end 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Let’s not tho 🥺
phish beefs@phishbeefs.bsky.social · last yr.Shit will be posted. Feelings will be hurt. Snowflakes will melt. We will all block each other in the end. Satire is back like hippie crack and this is my balloon. You can't have a hit. I'm not even sorry. Get a job, wook. #phishbeefs
Can't see most drama or entitlement on #phansky even about #hippiecrack because drama and entitlement people block us. They won't be exploited by #phishbeefs and #phishbeefs commend them for it. Not to mention with all the blocks we only see better skeets from better #phans while we stream shows.
phluphph@mitch9cumstein.bsky.social · 2w agoBro where were you yesterday? It was a banner day.
We like to put a little super glue on the mouthpiece of a pipe and pass it over with a lighter since condoning any type of social experience at a show is the worst thing anyone can do. We do it because we are good people. Thank you for being a good person too.
Danielle Johnson@dwhren.bsky.social · 2w agoI do not and will not ever understand people who pay a bunch of money to come to a concert just to talk through the entire thing and I’m surrounded by them right now.
Double-whammy is just not enough whammies for our standard. We failed our public and must work harder to improve our whammies. Jk jk we won the fuck out of #phishbeefs today with a double. That's why other #phans bow down and kiss our ass. You could kiss it too but there's a line.
phish beefs@phishbeefs.bsky.social · 2w agoCan we score a triple-whammy block? #phishbeefs
Being blocked is how we score and win ya #phishbeefs noob.
Phirst_tube_Taylor@phirst-tube.bsky.social · 2w agoHuh?
How could #phans ever have possably known Trey was a lousy neighbor with all of our heads lodged so far up his ass? #phishbeefs
Gonna mute “phish” because I don’t care. I was at their last Richmond show and I would have preferred they never come back.
Wow that's Mahkey from Boxofrocksborough, MA! Wait 'till his brothah Johnny who moved to Hollywood yeahs ago to pursue his dream of becoming a world famous Wahlburger finds out he got wicked famous #phirst. He's gonna be wicked pissed.
Lost Reflector@lostreflector.bsky.social · 2w agoThis guy was the star of setbreak at fenway last night
Please let us off the Tweezer-go-round. Mama told us not to come to this party and she was right. Now we have the fear in our bones and we're pretty sure we're going to puke. Wish we could go on home as our mamma's calling us. The Goose references aren't helping Lost reflector but thanks for trying.
Lost Reflector@lostreflector.bsky.social · 2w agothat Top Gun Theme Tweezer was fun as shit
Micro-dosing is a complex regimen of .2 five days on and two days off, not just eating half a gram and going out to a show. Trendy babies didn't invent anything here. Please be calm trendy babies.