Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer.
@phoopherah.bsky.social
We can always find a millionaire to shovel all the coal. Philadelphian. Proud uncle. Atheist. He/his. Black lives matter.
I don’t thiiiiink there is a Burning Man community here but My old hometown Reno has a major fire. The north/northwest are evacuated/ing. The CC and Uni are in danger. Every resource is stretched thin. It is a state of emergency. The city is begging Burners not to come this year.
I'm not at all surprised someone horcked up a hairball of a Bourdain biopic. I'm also wholly uninterested. I can't help but feel like this kind of lionization is the last thing he would have wanted.
Trans rights are human rights, the NYTimes has a demonstrated agenda against our trans siblings, and your recipe or fucking wordle score only furthers that agenda. Boycott the New York Times.
Trans News Network@transnews.network · 4d ago"If trans people want a boycott of The New York Times, where's the call to do so?" Here is a declaration laying out how the NYT is a key driver of trans genocide, why boycotts work and why anyone who gives a damn about trans lives and rights must boycott The New York Times.
I deserve congratulations on here for not correcting a stranger who wrote "pendant" when they should have used "pedant." A) I'm a grown adult who has learned how to Let Things Slide and B) It seemed a bit on the nose.
Okay listen genuinely, if you're reading this, you know I know a lot about food. I do not know what a "goat pickle" is.
Black Aziz Anansi@blackazizanansi.blacksky.app · 5d agoMayonnaise isn't just delicious in its own right, it's an essential ingredient in myriad recipes.
Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 5d agoI’m putting out an official discourse warning for tonight. take shelter, prepare a firebreak, lay in supplies, etc etc etc
also while I'm being grumpy on main, Diner en Blanc has been cancelled? Oh no. Goodness. What a shame. [wanking motion]
Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer.@phoopherah.bsky.social · 5d agoSeeing the discourse today from purportedly Smart People™️ about how we should just give AI and wait on top of everything else you expect me to *pay* for it?? They're literally lighting billions of dollars on fire to shove it down our throats **and** we should spend our own money on it?? FOH.
Seeing the discourse today from purportedly Smart People™️ about how we should just give AI and wait on top of everything else you expect me to *pay* for it?? They're literally lighting billions of dollars on fire to shove it down our throats **and** we should spend our own money on it?? FOH.
mr. cannoli@boner.ink · 5d agoi'm building something that doesn't work will probably kill people, will never make money and will cost 6 trillion dollars. and you have the oppurtunity to get in at the ground floor
Gonna go ahead and point everyone at the Goop episode of @maintenancephase.bsky.social
Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 6d agoGoop 🤝 slop
For the record, after a week away from my house I was fantasizing this morning about getting dinner delivered this evening and elected to eat out of the cabinets instead.
lauren@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · last wk.🫵😠🫰 YOU THERE. STOP what you're doing. and spend forty dollars RIGHT NOW!!! the economy needs you!!!
...is there an election in Pennsylvania happening today I don't know about?
Taniel@taniel.bsky.social · 7d agoWhen do polls close tonight? —7pm local in Florida (so 7pm ET in most, though not all) —8pm local in Pennsylvania (so 8pm ET) —7pm local in Wyoming (so 9pm ET) —8pm local in California (so 11pm ET) —8pm local in Alaska (so mostly midnight ET)
Fucking Titanic. How fucking much money to produce and then attend a movie where everyone definitionally **already knows how it ends** Fuck outta here.
Rachel Merrill Artist for Gil Thorp and Death To Pachuco!@ohhhaeee.bsky.social · 7d agoWhats a movie everyone fucking loves that you despise? It doesnt have to be objectively bad, you just objectively DID NOT. Heres one for me since Ive been on a Barbara Loden kick lately-
People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song Well the first days are the hardest days
Maddie Ouranía@maddiequestions.bsky.social · last wk.People: You can't just post one line from a song and expect everyone to know the song ME: A long, long time ago
I know there are probably a dozen days over 95° left this year, but it seems like there's always a mid-August day like today where we catch that first reminder that autumn is almost here. It's becoming one of my favorite things.
My pix app did the anniversary thing and while I won't post the images for fear of inadvertently grossing out people's TLs, suffice it to say there's a reason many chefs think that mandolines shouldn't be in a home cook's kitchen.
Really glad I did this chore yesterday, because clearly the Brunch Industrial Complex is species-agnostic (it's bustling as hell in this Glenside backyard this morning)
Old Splice, Vaccine Enjoyer.@phoopherah.bsky.social · 2w agoI feel kind of bad, I'm housesitting and didn't realize until this morning that the bird feeders were empty. I filled them tho, and the word is clearly out among the locals already. Bustling, even being the middle of the day.
I feel kind of bad, I'm housesitting and didn't realize until this morning that the bird feeders were empty. I filled them tho, and the word is clearly out among the locals already. Bustling, even being the middle of the day.
Surprisingly mad at a video by a bartender I've really enjoyed so far. Supposed to be about alcohol-free cocktails, hoped to pick up some ideas for entertaining friends who are in recovery. All his recipes were "just add a few dashes of bitters or absinthe & it's basically NA." No! It's not!
They should make corn dogs that are a full serving of vegetables and a ton of fiber and there should be one available within 15 feet of me in this target (I have a ton to do today and am very hungry)
I'm so fucking tired of (inc. some of my mutuals) the idea of "haha I put this through ai to see how bad it would be haha" You're giving the technofash traffic, which they'll argue equals "line go up lol". And your jokes are causing just the same environmental and societal damage. Fucking stop it.
Even years ago before Joanne showed her ass, people who self-identified as Slytherin would inevitably reveal themselves as terrible human beings.
Faine Greenwood@faineg.bsky.social · 2w agoWe argue constantly and at length about if certain groups actually deserve to be made fun of, but there is one true and unambiguously morally and ethically correct answer, and that is “people who remember 9/11 who still root their self identity in being a Slytherin”
How many times have you tried to convince the New Yorker editors to let you use "bitchmade" in an article
Kang@kang.bsky.social · 2w agoWhy don’t you say it on a site he’s on so you’re not doing this sad little ‘brrrr let’s be cool guys on our little pirate ship that looks like a microbrew meet up?’ Why do this bitchmade little ‘teehee the bad man said bad words?’
Every time this fucko is in public, people need to be shouting at him "Royce, why can't you see your son? Royce, have you seen your son lately? Royce, when can you see your son next?"
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2w agoRoyce White on Fox News: "I'm just having a blast in my feminine area. I never thought I was a woman. I've always trusted science and thought I was a man, but after further review, a strong look at my personal preferences, it would appear I am indeed sometimes identifying as a transgender woman"
OMFG WHY ARE WE PUTTING FUCKING AI IN FUCKING CATS' FUCKING SHITBOXES
