I’m a big fan of how your internet can decide to drop out at the worst possible time instead of literally any other time.

The US has the most durable goo.

Just finished. Can confirm that this is very accurate.

Mikey O'Leary@michaelroleary.bsky.social · 2w ago

The vibe I expected when pressing play on the new Strokes album vs the actual vibe when I pressed play on the new Strokes album.

"Applebee's Bacon Cheeseburger Wonton Tacos" Only thing it's missing is spaghetti.

A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set https://theonion.com/a24s-elden-ring-film-stalled-after-red-phantom-named-twinkpunisher-invades-set/

How Christopher Nolan makes a sandwich: Top Layer: Mustard Turkey Bread (35mm slice) Cheese Michael Caine Mayonnaise [Ingredient obfuscated by sound design] Mayonnaise Cucumbers (pickles, in reverse) Cheese Red Onion Bread (70mm slice) Bottom Layer: Mustard Served Oppenfaced.

Assassin's Feet 2: ReBOOTed Starring Feezio Auditoere da Feetrenze

GameSpot@gamespot.com · 3w ago

Just woke from a dream where I was playing a new Mario game. It takes place in Philly and @jasonfanelli.com was an NPC in the first level who teaches you a new mechanic. That was basically the whole dream. Congrats, Jason.

'Hole in the Ground', 'Evil Dead Rise' and 'Lee Cronin's The Mummy'. Guess which Lee Cronin film is which! 1) A mysterious hole unleashes evil, changing a family member. 2) A mysterious hole unleashes evil, changing a family member. 3) A mysterious hole unleashes evil, changing a family member.

People sure do get mighty defensive when they read into harmless jokes, huh?

$9 is a great deal if you haven’t picked this up yet. If a city builder roguelite sounds at all intriguing to you, do yourself a favor and play it. I started playing it again recently and find it hard to put it down. It’s immensely addictive. Bonus: it’s got beavers and lizards. 🦫

Save 70% on Against the Storm on Steam

A dark fantasy city builder where you must rebuild civilization in the face of apocalyptic rains. As the Queen’s Viceroy, lead humans, beavers, lizards, foxes, and harpies to reclaim the wilderness an...

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A few years back, I finished the main story in RDR2 and wanted to save the epilogue for later that year. Then the email my Rockstar account was attached to got hacked and now I can’t log in! I can’t play any of my games that require it on Steam anymore! (Tried contacting support, got nothing.)

Micky D@mickyde.bsky.social · last mo.

I woke up today asking myself: Did I dream the Nintendo Thumb Wrestling game?

If Bruce Wayne fell into a tomato cave as a child, Nightshade would’ve been a dope superhero moniker.

is the giraffe in the room with us?

Browsing for deals in the Self-Esteem Summer Sale.

This is useful because when you’re not looking at it, it will float towards you.

Evan@soulglitch777.bsky.social · last mo.

Finally got a controller for my Switch 2!

PSA: Pickles can be enjoyed 24/7.

Mikey O'Leary@michaelroleary.bsky.social · last mo.

11:35pm pickle spears.

Idk if this is worth sharing right now but I've been writing a book and, hey, it's getting pretty big. I'm proud to say that I have written over 62k words and it's only maybe 75% done. Some days it comes easier than others but I'm glad I'm finally making something that I've always wanted to make.

They’ll change their tune when the Ouya version releases.

IGN@ign.com · last mo.

Grand Theft Auto 6 will "play best on PS5," Sony has said. https://bit.ly/4oIwDSO #IGNSummerOfGaming

It stayed there all day. It watched me sleep. But now it is gone and I have no idea where it is. Pray for me.

Pickle Giraffe@picklegiraffe.bsky.social · 2mo ago

My favorite part about having a large spider in the corner above your computer is having to look up every 30 seconds to make sure it hasn't moved. Since writing that, it hasn't moved. Yet.

My favorite part about having a large spider in the corner above your computer is having to look up every 30 seconds to make sure it hasn't moved. Since writing that, it hasn't moved. Yet.

Been playing a lot of demos on Steam and there's a lot of weird ones out there but Penguin Colony is definitely up there. store.steampowered.com/app/3695930/...

Penguin Colony on Steam

Cosmic horror, through the eyes of a penguin. Rival human factions have come to your home in the Antarctic, seeking an ancient and inconceivable being. Observe their descent into insanity in this fait...

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It's always fun drawing DC's Grubbiest Superheroes! That fight with Killer Croc is still remarkable.

Alex@alex-wp.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I put together some highlights of the Batgrubb series to help remind people that @grubb.wtf used to play bad games too. @tolkoto.com @danryckert.com @giantbomb.com Thank you to @picklegiraffe.bsky.social for the thumbnail www.youtube.com/watch?v=1szX...

I hope the Nick Cave figure comes with an interchangeable Red Right Hand.

Readful Things@readfulthings.com · 2mo ago

Here are some Nicks I've made

I’m just glad they’ve decided to let their StarTropics remake cook a little longer before announcing it. It’s okay. I’m patient.

They could overstuff Ocarina and release it in three parts like FF7. Ocarina: ReLink Intergrade Ocarina: Repona Ocarina: Revelation

Geoff Keighly is SEETHING that Nintendo didn’t wanna announce Thumb Wrestling at SGF.