I don’t think love is in the air I think those are mosquitoes. I can understand the confusion though

My mom is booking tickets to see the Odyssey and deciding which ones to get. She has the option for “premium” Imax, and apparently (since I looked it up) the only difference is Ben Affleck plays Penelope instead of Anne Hathaway

Hopping back on Bluesky to just talk about Christopher Nolan’s Odyssey actually For example my biggest takeaway is that I need to start lying more because when Odysseus did it he gained favor from Zendaya (aka Athena). Also it usually worked out pretty well for him in general I think

my job is so fun (today they gave me a compliment) also they are sending me to the big apple next week and im like wow big business trip guy right here!! like my dad used to do that when he was a big business man

i am my own worst enemy (delayed the start date of new job by 1.5 months bc im gonna miss my friends and want to hang out with them more before i leave)

someone hit my ✨car✨ with their ✨car✨and i didnt know i was supposed to call the ✨cops✨ to assign ✨blame✨ but their insurance still took liability (i uploaded pictures of the damage) so we r ✨so back✨

double espresso no breakfast low caffeine tolerance

just watched a cop car hit & drive up on a curb in the grocery store parking lot 💞✨🌸 life can be so beautiful

quantum computing is just like sudoku actually

y r ppl setting off fireworks in my urban neighborhood

shhh hold on a second im trying to shazam my tinnitus

this city may not be walkable to YOU but i have a corporate steps challenge to complete so

i need @jacked.bsky.social to get a cat and name it beanstalk

need everyone to appreciate this ring my sister made for me

tiktok is becoming unusable with these ads

if two ppl get a divorce is it common practice to unfollow each other on socials as well

no dunkin in my airport terminal

no pain au chocolat, no gain au chocolat

well i can say with certainty rn that shrinkflation is NOT hitting the movie theater sodas

i always think that in another life i was a divorced dad 🧍‍♂️💔 but that is such a quitter mindset. in this life i will be a divorced dad

tainted love by soft cell on repeat boosts my productivity to 110%. now i know what my high school gym teacher was talking about

oh um hey… sorry for thinking u werent real for a sec….

i love cinnamon jellybeans but hate cherry jellybeans which is rly putting me in a predicament rn

I'm never going to have brainchildren

ok so im boycotting many places where i can get pants that fit (i have a weird size) which means i am getting back into sewing my own clothes!! v full circle moment for me

it was the best of times, it was the worcestershire of times..,

i love straws, they rly do elevate the beverage drinking experience

I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that* *look my dog straight in the eye and tell him he can’t have a little bit of my cheese

finally deleted twitter like four days ago (for obv reasons) but i have been filling the void with linkedin scrolling which has been not awesome

i think someone must have microwaved my brain before i was born